Friday, 30 October 1998 Washington, DC

1. HIGH-FAT DIET: "EMERGENCY SPENDING" ON GRASSHOPPER RESEARCH?
The omnibus spending bill exceeded the budget ceiling by (gasp!) $20B dollars, for what is called "emergency spending." No doubt there are genuine emergencies involved, but WN predicted (WN 16 Oct 98) that spending on pet projects that have been spared any sort of review would be showing up in the massive bill for weeks. Senator John McCain (R-AZ), about the only one in Congress who seems offended by pork, issued a 54-page listing of hundreds of pork projects inserted in the bill by powerful members. Are they embarrassed to have their pork exposed? Hardly. Senator Ernest Hollings (D-SC), running for reelection, promised South Carolina voters that, "All that pork is within budget. When the budget is passed, you'll find old Hollings gettin' his share."

2. CLIMATE CHANGE: AMERICANS BELIEVE THE WEATHER IS SCREWED UP.
Most people think their local weather is being affected by global warming. They don't like the way the White House is handling the issue and think Congress does even worse, according to a poll released Wednesday by the Sustainable Energy Coalition. The survey was conducted in September by a Republican polling firm. Meanwhile, NASA plans to launch the Triana mission to L1 (the Lagrange neutral-gravity point between the Earth and Sun) by 2000. Triana will have a continuous view of the full sunlit disk of Earth, providing the first direct measurement of reflectivity. Triana is named for the sailor who first sighted the New World.

3. DKL LIFEGUARD: RANDI THROWS DOWN A CHALLENGE.
Tom Clancy's hero used the Lifeguard to pinpoint terrorists through 500 feet of concrete and steel in the novel Rainbow Six (WN 25 Sep 98). The devices, at $14,000 each, are marketed to defense agencies, law enforcement agencies, and rescue organizations. DKL claims LifeGuard detects electrical impulses of the human heart, but in double-blind tests, Sandia Labs reported it did no better than chance. Both Sandia and NIST have been asked to test the device by the National Institute of Justice and the Defense Technology Security Administration, but Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) reportedly intervened on DKL's behalf. Specter's office refused to divulge to WN the contents of his letters to the agencies. Meanwhile, the James Randi Educational Foundation issued a challenge: The Foundation will pay Howard Sidman, president of DKL Enterprises, or Senator Specter, the sum of one million dollars immediately upon a successful demonstration of the DKL LifeGuard device.

4. HEROES: THE ASTRONAUT WHO WENT INTO SPACE ONLY ONCE.
As the nation honors John Glenn, it is appropriate to recall another astronaut, Ham, the chimpanzee, who rode a Mercury capsule into space before John Glenn. Both went to Washington, Glenn to the Senate, Ham to the National Zoo. Ham never returned to space.



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