Friday, 24 October 97 Washington, DC

1. THE STAR WARS SEQUEL: ANOTHER TEST -- ANOTHER FAILURE.
Who could forget the dreaded Super Excalibur, the x-ray laser that could shoot down the entire Soviet missile fleet? It couldn't check luggage at the airport. Or the test of an interceptor missile in which the target turned out to be a homing beacon? It still missed! Or brilliant pebbles, alias "loose marbles"? It was quietly dropped after failing every test. But the chemical-laser lobby never gave up (WN 9 Dec 94). Maybe the infrared monster was impractical for deployment in space, but how about frying a satellite from the ground? Last week, they got their chance to test "Miracl" on an aging satellite. A spokesman said the gigantic laser "illuminated" the target. Could he have meant "eliminated," as in zapped or disintegrated? Alas no, he meant illuminated, and only barely at that. No more tests are planned.

2. EARTHQUACKS: DID TEST BAN FOES SET OFF A FALSE TREMOR?
There are two places where small-scale underground tests of warhead reliability, allowed under the test accord, are conducted. They are both in regions of high seismic activity: One on the Island of Novaya Zemlya in the Arctic Ocean, the other in Nevada. Every tremor in those regions is routinely checked to see if it has the signature of an illegal nuclear test. Before an August 16 event could be checked, the CIA issued a high-level alert. Opponents of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty seized on the incident as proof either that the Russians were violating the accord or that it's not possible to tell the difference. Seismologists all over the world, however, seem to be in perfect agreement that the event was an earthquake -- in the ocean 80 miles from Novaya Zemlya! There are calls for an investigation of the premature alert.

3. GRAMM-LIEBERMAN: SCIENCE BILL ENDORSED BY BUDGET CHAIRMAN!
At a Wednesday press conference, held in the Capitol by a coalition of 106 scientific, engineering and mathematical organizations to support the bipartisan National Research Investment Act (S.1305), Pete Domenici (R-NM), the powerful chair of the Budget Committee, threw his support behind the bill; he was joined by Jeff Bingaman (D-NM). Domenici vows to make the bill, which calls for doubling science funding, a priority. Gramm and Lieberman are confident they can round up the 51 co-sponsors needed to ensure passage. Every member of the Senate should be urged to sign on by their constituents. In the House, George Brown (D-CA) is offering his "Investment Budget" that would increase R&D 5% a year, which is not incompatible with doubling R in ten years (WN 28 Mar 97).

4. MIR: RUSSIAN SPACE PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS IT'S A "SWEATSHOP."
In an AP story, Rostislav Bodgashevsky, who worked with cosmonauts for 35 years, says they're "galley slaves, humans deprived of any rights." He blames Mir's recent troubles on overwork of the crew. Meanwhile, a six-hour space walk failed to restore full power.



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