by Robert L. Park Friday, 12 Jan 96 Washington, DC

1. WHAT SNOW: YOU WANNA SEE A SHUTDOWN? I'LL SHOW YOU A SHUTDOWN!
The partial shutdown, imposed by Congress, was replaced this week by a total shutdown of Washington, imposed by outside forces. In last week's WN, I reported that the House agreed to put federal workers back on the job until January 26 -- but with no operating funds except for politically sensitive programs such as Meals on Wheels. Later that evening, a second "continuing resolution" was passed that funds NIH for FY 96 at the full $11.9B requested by the House -- an increase of 5.7% over FY 95! This trend toward targeted funding or "cherry picking" of programs and agencies is a new element in the budget war. It favors those agencies with a powerful champion, such as John Porter (R-IL), Chairman of the appropriations subcommittee that funds NIH. Meanwhile Commerce, Education, EPA, NASA and NSF face yet another train wreck. Some of these agencies are controversial, but even NSF, which has no enemies, suffers from feeble champions and a timid constituency.

2. WHAT'S TRUE: MAYBE FORBES SHOULD BE ON THE REBUILDING LIST.
Forbes magazine quoted Los Alamos high-energy physicist cum electronic-publishing gad fly, Paul Ginsparg as saying he would like "to see the whole [commercial science publishing] system collapse." Unfortunately, WN repeated the quote ( WN 22 Dec 95 ). Ginsparg recollects that what he actually said was that he would like to see that system rethought and rebuilt from the ground up.

3. WHAT'S GNU: "THE STATE OF HUMANITY" -- IS IT GETTING BETTER?
French faith healer Emile Coue had the patients in his sanitarium repeat, "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." Collectively it's true, according to "The State of Humanity," edited by Julian Simon, dean of the "there-are-no-limits" school of economics. In 58 chapters, mostly by economists, there is a marshalling of data showing that we live longer, earn more, pay less for food, breath cleaner air, drink purer water, and on and on, than ever; even wildlife is better off. Simon attributes all this to "human ingenuity"; some of us would say "science." But at a press conference to promote the book, held by the conservative Cato Institute, the scholarly character of the chapters was undermined by a Cato spokesman who insisted it all proves that if you just unleash industry, everything will get better by itself.

4. WHAT'S CUCKOO: HIGH-TECH DOWSING ROD LOCATES TIMID LABORATORY.
The Quadro Corporation, which markets the QRS 250G Detector, a dowsing rod with an antenna that outperforms old fashioned willow branches, says the device can locate anything from weapons to buried treasure--well worth the price of $995 each. But a Sandia National Labs scientist thought it might be a good idea to test one. It failed to locate anything; dissection found just plastic! Sandia sources tell WN that management directed scientists to remain silent in the face of a threat of legal action by Quadro.



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
Opinions are the author's and are not necessarily shared by the University, but they should be.