WHAT'S NEW by Robert L. Park
Friday, 15 Dec 95 Washington, DC

1. FLASH! ROBERT S. WALKER, HOUSE SCIENCE CHAIR, CALLS IT QUITS.
He has represented Pennsylvania's 16th District since 1977 and worked on the Hill as a Congressional aide before that. This afternoon, he held a press conference to announce his decision not to run for an eleventh term. His physical and political health are excellent, he said, but he and his wife decided it was time. While denying that rancor on the committee was a factor, he was critical of the "level of personal demonization." He identified Jim Sensenbrenner (R-WI) as his heir apparent.

2. TRAIN WRECK III: THREAT OF A SHUTDOWN NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE.
Washington may be addicted to the adrenalin surge that comes from shutting down the government, but the rush is not what it used to be. A shutdown tonight would idle only about half as many federal workers as a month ago. Energy and Defense are among the agencies that have been funded since (WN 24 Nov 95; 1 Dec 95), but NASA, NSF, EPA, NIH and NIST are still unfunded. Yesterday, the Senate agreed to the VA/HUD/IA bill approved by the House last week (WN 8 Dec 95); the Senate also approved a spending bill for Interior. But the President has vowed to veto both bills on environmental grounds. Yesterday, the White House released a report on water pollution to put pressure on the Republican Congress. Congress is applying pressure to the White House by linking a short-term Continuing Resolution, to keep the full government in operation beyond midnight, to progress on a seven-year budget agreement.

3. A HOME PAGE FOR THE NSF PHYSICS DIVISION IS UP AND RUNNING.
And its sister divisions, Astronomy, Mathematics, Materials Research and Chemistry also have home pages. They are a source of information about programs, policies and procedures. You can get to which ever one you want by going to the MPS directorate page at http://www.nsf.gov.mps and clicking on the right line.

4. STUDMUFFINS OR DWEEBS?
"CAUSE SCIENTISTS AIN'T GOT RHYTHM!"

Leon Lederman is developing a TV pilot to counter the negative image of scientists on the tube, and the 1996 Studmuffins of Science Calendar went on sale this week. (Well, they don't all look like Dr. January, but they at least look normal). So, is the dweeb image a new problem? We at WN decided to investigate. This week we review the 1937 movie version of Irving Berlin's "On the Avenue," with Dick Powell and Alice Faye. It begins with a scientist, played in triplicate by the Ritz brothers, peering through a giant telescope and singing, "I'm the loneliest guy in town," whereupon 50 chorus girls tap dance into the observatory singing, "Cause you ain't got no rhythm." "For what I learned about flies, I got the Nobel prize"; the chorus responds, "but you can't do the Charleston." "I'm a scientist to my fingertips"; response, "but you can't do nothing with your hips." We will try to keep our readers informed of further results of our research.

THE AMERICAN PHYSICAL SOCIETY (Note: Opinions are the author's and are not necessarily shared by the APS, but they should be.)


Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
Opinions are the author's and are not necessarily shared by the University, but they should be.