Friday, 3 Mar 95 Washington, DC

1. TOP QUARK CONFIRMED BY FERMILAB! WEIGHS IN AT ABOUT 179 GeV.
There were sweaty palms in Batavia last spring when they reported spotting a top, but two groups have independently confirmed its existence. The outrageous mass seems to predict they will find a zoo of decay stuff when the main injector upgrade is completed.

2. ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE: REPORT SEEKS TO TAKE NIH INTO A NEW AGE!
What may rank as the most credulous document in medical history was unveiled yesterday in a Senate conference room. Senator Tom Harkin (D-IA), who fathered the 1991 legislation that created the NIH Office of Alternative Medicine, admitted that the program had "gotten off to a slow start" due to opposition from "traditional" medicine. It should soar now; the 420-page report, "Alternative Medicine: Expanding Medical Horizons," lays out an OAM agenda for research into everything from Lakota medicine wheels to laying on of hands and homeopathic medicines. Homeopathic medicines employ dilutions far beyond the point at which a single molecule would remain, but the water "remembers." Where does physics fit in? Well, when really weird things happen, like mental healing at a distance, it must be quantum mechanics (Brian Josephson is cited for authority). Medical ethics are not ignored; the possibility of distant organisms being harmed by non-local mental influence is raised, and board certification of mental healers is proposed "to protect consumers from predatory quacks." An entire chapter is devoted to "Bioelectromagnetics." This is tricky stuff: "Weak EMF may, at the proper frequency and site of application, produce large effects that are either clinically beneficial or harmful."

3. HOUSTON LIGHTING AND POWER MUST BE USING THE WRONG FREQUENCY!
A lawsuit has been filed against both HL&P and the Electric Power Research Institute, on behalf of eleven families with children suffering from cancer. The suit charges both the power company and EPRI with "fraudulent concealment" of the carcinogenic nature of the fields "that secretly and silently invaded their homes."

4. OSTP: ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR FOR SCIENCE RESIGNS EFFECTIVE MAY 1.
The White House has already begun assembling a list of possible replacements for M.R.C. Greenwood. Dean of Graduate Studies at UC Davis before coming to OSTP, Greenwood has been forced to make frequent trips back to California by the illness of a friend.

5. HOUSE PASSES THE "RISK ASSESSMENT & COST BENEFIT ACT OF 1995"!
Part of the "Contract with America," the bill requires federal regulators to conduct a formal risk assessment of any proposed rule that would cost society more than $25M annually. That makes sense, but critics worry that needed regulations will be exposed to endless litigation if the bill becomes law. In any case, the Senate has yet to pass any major contract legislation, having just rejected the Balanced Budget Amendment by a single vote.

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