Friday, 18 Feb 1994 Washington, DC

1. HOUSE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE BRACES FOR YET ANOTHER TSUNAMI!
It's been just a little over a year since House Democrats ousted ailing octogenarian Jaime Whitten (D-MS) from the chairmanship of Appropriations (WN 11 Dec 92), only to replace him with his close friend William Natcher (D-KY) who is a year older. Now Natcher's health is deteriorating. Next in seniority not counting Whitten who is still on the Committee--sort of--is Neal Smith (D-IA), who is only 73, but David Obey (D-WI), a mere 56, is reportedly ready to challenge Smith in the Democratic Caucus. Regardless of who replaces Natcher, the subcommittee chairs will be reshuffled.

2. ADVANCED LIQUID METAL REACTOR SURVIVES THE LOS ANGELES QUAKE!
Congress finally passed an emergency supplemental appropriations bill last Friday that included $7.8B for Southern California, but it was proposals to offset the emergency spending with cuts in other programs that rattled windows in the Capitol. The final score was $11B in new spending authority and $3.4B in cuts. The cuts included an Administration proposal to rescind $97M from DOE Energy Supply R&D, but instead of taking the money out of several controversial nuclear reactor programs as the Administration had asked, the cut was spread evenly across the entire $3.2B account. Care was taken to protect earmarked projects, but superconducting magnetic energy storage was singled out for an early death. Other amendments, including Penny-Kasich (WN 4 Feb 94) were defeated.

3. ALTERNATIVE SCIENCE UPDATE: COAST GUARD SAILS INTO THE NEW AGE
The Strategic Planning Staff of the U.S. Coast Guard figured they could do a better job of planning if they knew where the world is headed, so they hired the Arlington Institute to tell them. The result was "The Road to 2012," 348 pages of clairvoyance. It is very informative. One learns, for example, that we will be able to tap the zero point energy in the vacuum. The technology for this is, the report says, "revolutionary," but, alas, it is protected by international patents. "Cold fusion," the report says, may simply be a manifestation of zero point energy. It gets even more exciting: "Dozens of studies have shown that the prayers and meditations of widely separated individuals correlate with significant improvement of the health and well-being of others." (Presumably it also works if they are close together.) "The well known phenomenon of dowsing may be a spontaneous twitch of muscle as one is moving over a geological gradient due to variations in extremely low intensity geophysical fields." Or how about this: "Herpes has been linked to loneliness." Now that's revolutionary; everyone else recommends being alone as a sure-fire preventive. "Remote perception, or the ability to ascertain information non-locally, has been demonstrated....Mind interacting with matter transcends the limitations of ordinary space-time." To perceive what this report cost, we were able to transcend the space-time limitations of the U.S. Coast Guard bureaucracy using non-local means (the telephone). The cost to the taxpayers was $100,000.



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