Friday, 11 June 93 Washington, DC

1. THE RACE COULD BEGIN AGAIN--AND THE U.S. HAS THE STARTING GUN.
President Clinton has reportedly rejected the pleas of Lawrence Livermore Director John Nuckolls to conduct nuclear tests beyond the 1996 deadline for yields less than one kiloton. No decision has been made on resumption of tests in the meantime, for which Nuckolls is also lobbying. France and the UK are also said to be urging the U.S. to resume, UK because three scheduled tests are for a British warhead. France prefers to do its own testing, but would like the U.S. to take the heat. The latest excuse for testing is to develop techniques for disarming Third-World bombs.

2. ALL THREE SPACE STATION OPTIONS EXCEED LIMITS SET BY PRESIDENT
(WN 9 Apr 93). The redesign team said it couldn't be done. NASA Administrator Goldin had discovered that some of the station's costs had been deliberately hidden; including them helped shove the options over the Presidents' limit. "Option A" is a pseudo-Freedom design; it has fewer "science" racks and immobile solar panels (actually there is also an "A-1 option," but things are complicated enough without going into that). "Option B" is the closest to the original--and the most expensive. The cheapest is "option C." A single "big can," "C" is also the most radical redesign. Which option do you suppose the House Science, Space and Technology Committee would pick to authorize? "B" of course, the most expensive--and the one most closely resembling Freedom. It would cost $19.3B for parts and another $6B for assembly. Total costs over its 10-years life time would come to $38B.

3. A WHITE HOUSE ADVISORY PANEL IS RECOMMENDING "THE BIG CAN."
The panel, headed by Charles Vest, President of MIT, advised the President that "B" is too expensive and too risky. The "Branch Freedonians" in Congress, however, led by George Brown (D-CA), vowed to go up in flames rather than accept any radical departure from Freedom. The intensity of their commitment was evident when NASA Administrator Daniel Goldin presented the options to a House subcommittee. James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), suspecting that Goldin favored "option C," reminded Goldin that he was under oath, and seemed to accuse him of suppressing information on the jobs that would be lost if "B" is not selected. There is also a fight over the angle of declination of the station's orbit. The White House wants a 52-degree declination to enable launches to the station from Russia. That alarms space shuttle proponents in NASA who fear the competition; they want to stick to the usual 28.5 degree orbit. All of this seems to favor "option D"--none of the above.

4. IF LIFE WERE PERFECT, THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY BEER COMMERCIALS.
Mathematicians (and all women) are offended by a commercial for Amstel Light Beer featuring three bar stool jockeys sharing views on what life would be like if it were perfect. "Women wouldn't talk during the bottom of the ninth," the first Joe Sixpack says. "And algebra," another says, "it would actually come in handy."



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
Opinions are the author's and are not necessarily shared by the University, but they should be.