Friday, 16 April 93 Washington, DC

1. SPACE BILLBOARDS! IS THIS ONE THE "SPINOFFS" WE WERE PROMISED?
In 1950, science fiction writer Robert Heinlein published "The Man Who Sold the Moon," which involved a dispute over the sale of rights to the Moon for use as billboard. NASA has taken the first steps toward this hideous vision of the future. Observers were startled this spring when a NASA launch vehicle arrived at the pad with "SCHWARZENEGGER" painted in huge block letters on the side of the booster rockets. Space Marketing Inc. had arranged for the ad to promote Arnold's latest movie. Now, Space Marketing is working with University of Colorado and Livermore engineers on a plan to place a mile-long inflatable billboard in low-earth orbit. NASA would provide contractual launch services. However, since NASA bases its charge on seriously flawed cost estimates (WN 26 Mar 93) the taxpayers would bear most of the expense. This may look like environmental vandalism, but Mike Lawson, CEO of Space Marketing, told us yesterday that the real purpose of the project is to help the environment! The platform will carry ozone monitors he explained--advertising is just to help defray costs.

2. NOBEL LAUREATES TREK TO WASHINGTON TO DEFEND THE SUPERCOLLIDER
When the SSC has its back to the wall, Nobel laureate high-energy physicists march on Washington. In a demonstration of support, seven Nobel laureates marched in on Wednesday. Congress was out of town, but they met with Vice-President Gore and congressional staff. They also participated in a press conference arranged by an SSC lobbying organization, at which reporters' questions focused on Japanese non-participation. There seemed to be hope that Clinton might raise the issue with Prime Minister Miyazawa, who arrived in Washington yesterday, but according to White House sources, neither the SSC nor the Space Station is on the agenda.

3. WILL TRAXLER'S PARTING GIFT OF PORK FATTEN UP THE OSTP BUDGET?
Before retiring from Congress, Bob Traxler (D-MI), chair of the House VA/HUD/IA Appropriations Subcommittee, used his position to bring home the bacon one more time (WN 14 Aug 92). He earmarked a record $85M for something called the Consortium for International Earth Science Information Network in Saginaw--that was on top of the $28M he gave the same outfit a year earlier. Presumably, CIESIN is intended to disseminate the information that would be collected by EOS if CIESIN weren't taking the money that could have been used to build EOS. Traxler scattered the CIESIN largess among several agencies, including $2M to the Office of Science and Technology Policy at the White House. Traxler no doubt enjoyed the irony. Allan Bromley was an out-spoken opponent of earmarking, but OSTP is compelled to use the funds for the Saginaw sinkhole, whether it likes it or not. The Washington Post points out this morning that Bromley's successor at traditionally under-funded OSTP stands to benefit: the $2M sent the OSTP budget from $4.2M to $6.2, but it's only one time. So this year, when the White House slashed $1.1M from OSTP, it only went down to $5.1M.



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