Friday, 25 Dec 92 Washington, DC

1. PCAST BOWS OUT WITH SOBERING REPORT ON RESEARCH UNIVERSITIES.
The system of research-intensive universities will not continue to grow as it has, according to a report released Monday by the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, and it is time to adapt to a new "constrained- resource environment." The report urges universities to adopt a more selective strategy. It would be better to eliminate some departments or programs, the panel says, than to sustain less than world-class activities in every area. Some of the harshest language is reserved for those universities that indulge in academic pork. Indeed, the panel calls for ALL federal basic research funds to be allocated on a merit review basis--including basic research at national labs.

2. "A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS THE HOBGOBLIN OF LITTLE MINDS,"
according to Emerson. Consistency is not generally a problem in Washington. Thus, while PCAST urges agencies "to refrain from programs that would increase the research capacity of the system of research universities," NSF's Current Operating Plan, which was approved earlier this week (WN 18 Dec 92), includes $25M for Experimental Programs to Stimulate Competitive Research. EPSCOR is intended to develop new research capacity in states receiving relatively small amounts of federal research money. But EPSCOR is also meant to satisfy the craving for academic pork. Alas, it's only an hors d'oeuvre; 18 states are eligible for EPSCOR, but $25M is less than the earmarks for Wheeling Jesuit College alone.

3. IT'S NOT JUST CONGRESS -- EXECUTIVE-BRANCH PORK JUST AS SWEET.
DOE just announced an $8M grant to complete a Graduate Research Center at Clark Atlanta University. Since 1986, DOE has provided $22.4M for the Center, which will conduct research and education in "waste management." They appear to be perfectly positioned.

4. THE NSF OPERATING PLAN SHOULD KEEP RESEARCH CAPACITY IN CHECK.
The emphasis is on "strategic research," which translates to the seven "Presidential Initiatives": manufacturing research, up 19%; advanced materials and processing, up 14%; biotechnology, up 9%, high-performance computing, up 13%; global change, up 15%. Where did it come from?: astronomy, down 8%; physics, down 7%; no new Science and Technology Centers and no increase in support levels. The plan, contained in a letter from Walter Massey to Congress, also raises the possibility of "furloughs" for NSF employees.

5. EDDIE CURRENTS: "DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN" FIGHTS EMF COVER-UP!
A new Hollywood film features Eddie Murphy as a two-bit shill who gets into Congress (nothing new here). His epiphany comes when he meets a bald eight-year old who got cancer from a power line that runs by the playground. Does he dismiss the kid with a nod and Rogaine--or launch a crusade from his rookie seat on a fictitious Power and Industry Committee? Et tu Murphae! If Murphy had kept up with What's New (WN 20 Nov 92), we might have been spared.



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
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