Friday, 4 September 1992 Washington, DC

1. THE NATIONAL SCIENCE BOARD COMMISSION ON THE FUTURE OF THE NSF
(WN 28 Aug 92) will hold public meetings on Sept 17, Oct 16 and Nov 7. Written public comments are invited on how NSF can advance the health of academic physics and do more to link academia and industry. Comments should reach the Commission by 15 Oct 92. The Executive Secretary of the Commission is Charles Brownstein, Director, NSF Office of Planning and Assessment, Room 546, National Science Foundation, Washington, DC 20550. (202) 357-1201 The 15 member Commission will be announced Tuesday, September 9.

2. UNITED STATES AGREES TO BUY WEAPONS-GRADE URANIUM FROM RUSSIA.
The highly-enriched uranium will be blended with either depleted or natural uranium in the U.S. to produce fuel for power plants. At least 10 metric tons is to be imported each year for the first five years, and 30 tons per year thereafter. Even so, it will take a long time to put a serious dent in the Russian inventory of bomb-grade uranium, which is estimated to be over 1,000 tons. Moreover, the agreement does not deal with plutonium, which would be more expensive to process into fuel, nor does it prevent the Russians from continuing to make enriched uranium and plutonium. Burning fissile material in power plants is the safest means of disposal. There is concern about transporting large amounts of fissile material around the world, but the risk of diversion if it were processed into fuel in Russia might be even greater.

3. PHYSICISTS IN THE NEWS!
From MIT to MIU, physicists are making news. At Maharishi International University, the chair of the Physics Department, John Hagelin, is running for President on the Natural Law ticket, and expects to be on the ballot in 40 states by November. The Harvard trained physicist wants to create a meditation corps of 7,000 military volunteers; that is the square root of 1% of the world population--the number needed to generate super radiance for global scale effects. In Washington, a press conference featuring nuclear physicist Stanton Friedman, author of Crash at Corona, revealed newly unearthed information about the government cover-up of a 1947 crash of a flying saucer in New Mexico. One alien, a humanoid with suction cups on the ends of its fingers, survived. At MIT, there was a conference on alien abductions organized by David Pritchard, an APS Fellow. Although the conference was confidential, a report should be out by the end of the year. According to Pritchard, 1% of the population has abduction experiences--the square of the number needed for super radiance. The physical evidence is not conclusive, but abductees do exhibit spots on MRI scans corresponding to the location of brain implants inserted through their nostrils by the aliens.

4. TAIWAN IS EXPECTED TO BE THE NEXT FOREIGN PARTNER IN THE SSC.
According to generally reliable sources, Taiwan is prepared to contribute $40M. Combined with $50M committed by India, that ups foreign participation to 1% (or is it the square root of 1%?).



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