Tuesday, March 13, 2012

1. SMART METERS: AND IGNORANT JOURNALISTS.

Several years ago, I signed up for "Google Alerts" about the purported link between "cell-phone radiation and cancer." It's a great service. I get hundreds of Alerts about cell phones, almost all of which are dead wrong. That's fine; what I'm trying to figure out is why reporters so consistently get it wrong. I tried doing an additional search for "Einstein." It was, after all, Einstein's Nobel Prize winning 1905 paper on the Photoelectric Effect that introduced the concept of wave/particle duality. Einstein described electromagnetic radiation as discrete packets of energy (now called "photons") equal to the wave frequency times Planck's constant. Photoemission is thus possible only for photons of energy greater than the ionization threshold (about 5 eV for metals). That's in the ultraviolet region of the radiation spectrum, starting at the blue limit of the visible spectrum. Ultraviolet radiation can create mutant strands of DNA that are the seeds of skin cancer. That's why you should avoid tanning salons. You should also avoid sticking your head in microwave ovens with the interlock disabled. Microwave photons from cell phones, microwave ovens, smart meters, and Wi-Fi all have energies about a million times too low to create mutant strands of DNA. Better you should worry about the impending solar maximum. Microwaves can cook your goose, but you will die cancer free.

2. BAD CONNECTION: THE ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH TRUST.

The most recent book warning about cell-phone hazards is "Disconnect," Devra Davis(2010, Dutton). Does Disconnect mention Einstein? Well," it quotes him at the start of chapter 11, "The right to search for truth implies also a duty." That's it. It makes no mention of his work, but last week something called "The Environmental Health Trust" issued a press release urging the United States to require health warning labels on cell phones. The President of the Environmental Health Trust is Devra Davis. The press release called for donations to support its work

3. FERTILITY: GOOD NEWS WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

David Brooks, a sort-of conservative New York Times columnist, commented this morning that fertility rates in the Arab world have been declining for three decades. Well, not in Afghanistan, which tops the 133 sovereign states of the world with a fertility rate of about seven. But war and poverty always make the fertility rate go up. Afghanistan is at the top with a rate of around seven.

4. IMPORTANT MATTER: IS THE LHC ON THE VERGE OF FINDING THE HIGGS?

Nobody knows. Science is the process of eliminating supernatural explanations. The Higgs boson is the only elementary particle predicted by the Standard Model of particle physics that has not yet been observed experimentally. Its not for lack of trying. As Drew Baden points out, the $5 billion Large Hadron Collider has been rummaging through all the drawers in the house trying to find the Higgs. There's still one drawer they haven't opened. They're getting ready to pry open the last drawer.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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