Friday, April 8, 2011


FLASH! I THINK THEY JUST AGREED ON A BUDGET. I seem to have fallen asleep but the last I remember it was about 11 PM.

1. EASY RIDER: THREATENED SHUTDOWN HAD LITTLE TO DO WITH THE BUDGET.

Agreement on budget issues was reached two days ago, at least in a technical sense. The impasse that held the nation hostage was over the ultraconservative ideology embodied in "riders" that were attached to the budget in a House-passed bill in February. President Obama would have vetoed the bill in the unlikely event that it passed the Senate. The riders would kill any financing of Planned Parenthood because it performs abortions, and block foreign aid to countries that might use the money for abortion or family-planning. The riders would also deny aid to the United Nations Population Fund which supports family-planning, and put an end to local financing of abortion services in the District of Columbia. Why, you might wonder, would Republicans be interested in maintaining the fertility rate of the disadvantaged? Perhaps there is pleasure in wealth only if there are poor for comparison. Another provision would take away the authority of The Environmental Protection Agency to regulate pollutants. That one is easily understood.

2. THE BUMP: DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP UNTIL WE HAVE INDEPENDENT VERIFICATION.

Is there an unknown particle about 160 times the mass of a proton? Dennis Overby who wrote about the putative discovery in this morning's New York Times uses the word "cautious" to describe the reaction of physicists at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory. Well, they aren't all cautious; new physics, dark matter, strange Higgs boson, even "a new force" are some of the speculations. If it's real why hasn't it already been seen? We shouldn't have to wait long to find out if its real. There are two detectors at Fermilab; the bump was seen with the CDF detector, but elsewhere in the accelerator complex is the DZero detector, which should be able to see the same bump, within a few weeks if it's there. And if it's there, the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva should have no trouble at all seeing it. What's my take? I'll wait for independent verification.

3. HELP ME DOCTOR! MY BRAIN IS ACTIVATED AND I DON'T EVEN OWN A CELL PHONE.

My problems started a week ago when I read an article by Kate Murphy in the New York Times, "Cell Phone Radiation May Alter Your Brain. Let's Talk." I'm ready Doc. It began with a study in the Journal of the American Medical Association last month that found that using a cell phone held against your head "activates" your brain. What does that mean? Maybe I should look into it, I thought. I found thousands of papers on brain activation but I didn't know where to start. Are we talking about the right brain or the left brain? I hope it's the right brain. It contains the fifth brain circuit which is a holistic, superconscious state and is a major goal of Tantric rituals. I can't go into those rituals here. Let's just say my interest was, uh, aroused (ha-ha!). Opening the fifth brain circuit, represented by Tiphareth in the Tree of Life, brings the feeling of bliss, a vision of wholeness, and the ability to see holistically. Uh, I don't think this is helping.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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