Friday, July 2, 2010

1. CELL PHONES: INTENSITY OF RADIATION SHOULDN'T BE CONFUSED WITH ENERGY.

Public understanding of electromagnetic radiation seems to be about 700 years behind the times. So I have taken ample literary license in telling the story of the Siege of Calais in 1346. It illustrates the distinction between the intensity of electromagnetic radiation and the energy of photons. The English King, Edward III, alluded to earlier royal-bedroom diplomacy in claiming to be King of France as well as England. Under French rules, however, sleeping around was no big deal and the French King, Philip, refused to give his crown to Edward. However, Edward had five times as many men as Philip; so he ordered the entire army to assemble on the Dover cliffs and throw stones at France. That is, the "intensity" of the bombardment was very high. The closest point was Calais. The shore in Calais is indeed littered with rocks even today. But are these English rocks thrown by Edwards men, or indigenous French rocks? English geologists have launched a ten year study of the rocks to find out. Kinesiologists say it's impossible to throw a rock 34 kilometers. That is, the "energy" was much too low to reach Calais.

2. MAUREEN DOWD: "ARE CELLS THE NEW CIGARETTES?," SHE ASKS.

In her New York Times column last Friday, Dowd took the cell phone/cancer issue to a whole new level of ignorance. She askes if technological advances "are really time bombs?" Provocative question, but why would she include cigarettes? Tobacco wasnt developed, it was "borrowed" from primitive tribes about 400 years ago. The only "advance" has been to prove scientifically that tobacco is harmful, leading to widespread bans and warnings. With the decline in smoking, life expectancy in the most advanced nations has risen to above 80, twice what it is in less developed countries. So what is the time bomb she talks about? Like rocks thrown at Calais from Dover, microwaves are far below the cancer energy threshold. That threshold lies at the extreme blue/ultraviolet end of the visible spectrum. That's why you don't want to spend as much time in the sun as I did, and certainly don't want to use a tanning salon. Your cell phone is rude and intrusive and a hazard if used on the road, but it won't cause cancer. Why has the media consistently failed to explain this simple fact is a mystery.

3. CLIMATE GATE: PENN STATE CLEARS MICHAEL MANN OF SOMETHING.

The allegations arose following the hacking of private e-mails at the University of East Anglia in the UK. It seemed to be a case of arresting the victim. A single line, stated out of context, sounded like something it wasn't.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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