Friday, June 18, 2010

1. CELL PHONES: LAWYERS MAY BE PLANNING A MASS TORT BLITZ.

On Tuesday the San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted 10-1 to require retailers to post the "specific absorption rate" (SAR) of cell phones. Others will follow. The story begins in 1988; David Reynard gave his wife Susan a cellphone. She died of brain cancer 4 years later; as David explained on Larry King Live, "she held it against her head and talked on it all the time" (WN 29 Jan 93). With such compelling evidence David Reynard sued the cellphone industry. Confronted with pseudoscience, the first question is who profits by this? With an estimated 5 billion cell phones in use, it's fertile soil for a "mass tort blitz," the dream of every tort lawyer. As with asbestos and tobacco, companies face so many lawsuits that it becomes a cheaper to settle than to defend.

2. COSMOS: AN ACRONYM I AM AT PRESENT UNABLE TO DECIPHER.

The WHO study that prompted the board's decision seemed to settle nothing. Indeed, even as the non-results were announced, still another mobile phone study, the COSMOS cohort study of of health effects in five European countries, to be carried out at Imperial College London over a period of thirty-years was announced. It must be a joke, in 30 years the technology will be completely different.

3. EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION: FEWER UNWANTED CHILDREN.

Who can forget the heroic struggle, waged by Susan Wood during the Bush years, to gain approval for the emergency contraceptive Plan B (WN 2 Sep 2005). On Thursday, a federal advisory panel voted unanimously to approve a new emergency contraceptive called Ella. Although born in the US, Ella was approved for sale in Europe last fall. It is effective if taken five days after intercourse, as opposed to three days for Plan B. As you would expect, there are complaints from the religious conservatives who believe it should be considered an abortion drug. It is a chemical relative to the abortion pill RU-486. According to James Trussell, director of the Office of Population Research at Princeton University there are more than a million women having unprotected sex every night who do not wish to get pregnant. We do not need more unwanted children.

4. JESUS STATUE: GAZE ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR.

A familiar landmark in southwestern Ohio, the six story statue of Jesus from the torso up was nicknamed Touchdown Jesus because the arms were raised like a referee signaling a touchdown. Constructed of plastic foam over a steel frame, it was consumed by fire on Friday after being struck by lightning, as if to invite comparison.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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