Friday, Febuary 26, 2010

1. ENERGY: THE BLOOM BOX DEFLOWERED.

The Hubbert Peak, IPCC reports, melting ice caps, does all this foretell a disaster? Maybe for polar bears, but for alternative energy pitchmen it's the mother lode. The free-energy scams such as Joe Newman's Energy Machine and Dennis Lees Hummingbird motor will still find mom-and-pop investors hoping to stretch their meager retirements, but the big money awaits a more sophisticated pitch. Consider the Bloom Box. The pitchman, K.R. Sridhar, CEO of Bloom Energy in Sunnyvale, is not your typical scam artist, but an artfully understated business executive. He can go on 60 Minutes or Good Morning America and never make a slip. But there are warning signs. What is it hes selling? "It starts with beach sand he says, opening a box of the stuff. It's like saying a diamond is a lump of carbon. Silicon dioxide is the most abundant mineral on Earth, and essential to modern electronics. With the help of animation, he explains that plates made of the stuff enable hydrocarbon gases to react with oxygen, producing an electric potential. It's a fuel cell. He never says so, maintaining the fiction that this is something really new. Its not. Fuel cells date back to 1838, but have found little application. The magic calls for painting the two sides of the plate with secret green and black ink respectively. Well there's a little more to it, but CEOs don't worry about details. Oh, and the Bloom Box is not cheap. However, Google, FedEx and Wel-Mart can afford to test the Bloom Box. Everybody loves the idea of distributed energy production, where we have our own power plant in the backyard. But a Bloom Box is not totally isolated; it needs to be tied to a gas pipeline. Is this the future? Probably not.

2. WATER: EUROPEAN HYDROLOGICAL SATELLITE GETS FIRST RESULTS.

The European Space Agency has released the first results from its Smos satellite, launched in November. Smos carries a single instrument - and interferometric radiometer called Miras which is 8 m across. Miras measures changes in the wetness of the land and the salinity of ocean water by observing variations in the natural microwave emission from Earths surface received by 69 different antennas which interfere to produce the image. This interferometric technique was borrowed from radio astronomy. Smos should result in better understanding of the hydrological cycle as water is exchanged between the Earth's surface and the atmosphere.

3. GARBAGE PATCHES: THEYRE NOT JUST IN THE PACIFIC.

The "great Pacific garbage patch" consists of marginally buoyant plastic particles that have accumulated in a current gyre measuring hundreds of miles across. The likelihood that similar patches exist in Atlantic gyres has, until now, been largely ignored. Recently however, fine mesh nets towed behind research vessels have found similar patches in the North Atlantic.

4. ELECTROSENSITIVITY: ALUMINUM FOIL CLOTHING IS NOT FASHIONABLE.

I don't imagine aluminum foil is very comfortable either, but there are people who wrap themselves in it before they venture out into the world of cell phones. Should society be more tolerant and provide EMF-free zones? Absolutely not! Theres a bunch of things that really bother me, but I resolutely endure them, refusing even to claim that they are a health threat. Its my contribution to a peaceful world.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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