Friday, January 29, 2010

1. SPIRIT: ITS GREAT ADVENTURE ISN'T QUITE OVER.

The very name given the Mars rover implies vigor and energy. But telerobots, like those who build them, suffer decline with age. Sent to Mars in 2004 on a two-month assignment, in rover-years Spirit is now 210 years old. Its been limping most of that time, http://bobpark.physics.umd.edu/WN04/wn100804.html . My wheels don't work like they used to either, but Spirit is now hopelessly stuck in a sand trap. NASA has abandoned hope of getting it out, and now plans to use Spirit as a stationary observatory. It's like watching out the window of a nursing home.

2. MYSTERY: WHAT IS FARTING ON MARS?

As this week's Nature points out, the mantra for the rovers was to find the water; that would lead them to life. Unfortunately, water has been hard to find. Methane of course is not an unambiguous indicator of life. It can be produced geologically. In any case, methane found in the atmosphere gives no indication of where it came from.

3. FRAUD: WHY NOT GIVE THIS BUSINESSMAN A POLYGRAPH EXAM?

We reported last fall that a British company, ATSC, sold Iraq security forces 1500 fraudulent bomb detectors for $85 million http://bobpark.physics.umd.edu/WN09/wn110609.html . The head of the company has now been arrested on suspicion of fraud. As WN pointed out, the device is simply a telescoping antenna mounted on a swivel held by pistol grip. A slight movement of the handle will cause the antenna to swivel to its lowest point. It works like a dousing rod pointing anywhere the operator wishes. Law enforcement officers love them because it gives them an excuse to search anyone who looks suspicious. A scientific device that no one understands serves as protection against the charge of profiling.

4. OBAMA: HIS SPEECH WILL BE REMEMBERED MOSTLY AS LONG.

I usually count the number of times that the word "science" comes up in the State of the Union address. Some presidents avoid mentioning it at all, and others mention it only in connection with some wildly impractical scheme they have been sold like Star Wars or the hydrogen car. President Obama used the word "science" several times but there were no new plans.

5. MEDICINE: IS MARIJUANA A MEDICINE?

This is question was not asked in some rock music rag talking about "the summer of love," but in the Personal Journal section of the Wall Street Journal, the stuffy newspaper that doesn't use photographsand is read only by the well-to-do and overweight. But if you haven't been reading the Wall Street Journal, it's is a different kind of paper now. It's readable.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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