Friday, January 8, 2010

1. CELL PHONES: KEEP YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MICROWAVE OVEN.

Several readers admonished me for my unqualified assertion in last week's WN that "cell phone radiation does not cause cancer." They point out that microwave photons may not eject photoelectrons but they do excite molecular vibrations (heat). That's why your microwave oven has a safety interlock on the door. So does the miniscule energy deposited by the cell phone cook your brain? No! Rapid blood circulation keeps the brain temperature at that of the blood, which is regulated by the hypothalamus at the base of the brain. Thermoregulation is a high priority for the brain. Thats why marathoners run hard for more than two hours, often hatless beneath a midday summer sun, yet their rise in blood temperature is about that of a mild fever.

2. WARNINGS: MAINE LEGISLATURE AGREES TO TAKE UP CELL-PHONE WARNING LABELS.

State Rep. Andrea Boland (D) is pushing for the state to become the first to require cell phone makers to put warnings on packaging like those on cigarettes. The bill was filed in October but is on a fast track. Its considered emergency legislation because there are 900,000 cell phones in the state. Rep. Bolden's concern was based on a 2006 study in Sweden showing a correlation between brain tumors and heavy cell phone use. However, a Danish study that came out in December found that the rates of brain cancer in Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden had remained stable from 1974 two 2003. Such studies are possible in Scandinavia where record- keeping is an obsession. If the effect is real, the frequency of brain cancers should have turned up sharply in 2000. An estimated 277 million people use cell phones in the US. I doubt if such a label would reduce that number significantly. Scientific truth becomes something to be negotiated.

3. THERE'S HOPE: IF YOU'RE A DEMENTED MOUSE WITH A CELL PHONE.

A study by the Florida Alzheimer's Disease Research Center found that cell phone radiation protected the memories of mice genetically altered to get Alzheimer's disease. The study was led by Prof. Gary Arendash who previously found that coffee could protect against Alzheimer's. Hmm, I cant remember if Ive had my Coffee. If exposure to microwaves is started when the Alzheimer's mice are young adults, before signs of memory impairment are apparent, their cognitive ability is protected. The mice had been genetically altered to develop beta-amyloid plaques characteristic of Alzheimers as they aged.

4. SMOG: ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR TOUGHER STANDARDS.

The Environmental Protection Agency sees the tougher standards as a way to improve public health without getting into the insurance squabble. Business sees it as bad timing with the economy struggling to revive. I would just like to see the stars again.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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