Friday, December 25, 2009

1. ABATEMENT: CAN GLOBAL WARMING BE HALTED OR REVERSED?

Off course it can. If global warming is anthropogenic, and I feel certain that it is, it should be seen as a demonstration that humans already exert control over the climate. We need only to reverse the sign. Two things can do it: 1) increase efficiency and 2) decrease the number of "warming centers" (i.e. reduce the number of people on Earth). Number 1) should be a crash program, since efficiency pays for itself over time. Human population reduction on the other hand, must be very gradual to retain a voting majority. All subsidies for fecundity, such as tax deductions for dependents, should be eliminated.

2. WARNING! CELL PHONES ARE FOUND TO EMIT BULLSHIT.

From San Francisco to Maine there is a campaign to require cancer warning labels on cell phones. Fact: cell phone radiation doesn't cause cancer. Cancer agents break chemical bonds, creating mutant strands of DNA. Microwave photons cannot break chemical bonds. This is not debatable. In 1989, Paul Brodeur, a staff writer for the New Yorker, claimed in a series of sensational articles that electromagnetic fields from power lines cause childhood leukemia http://bobpark.physics.umd.edu/WN89/wn082589.html. Brodeur, however, understood none of this and when virtually every scientist agreed that it was impossible, Brodeur took their unanimity as proof of a massive cover-up. Other anti-science know-nothings followed Brodeur's lead, shifting their attack to cell phone radiation. Cell phones have since spread to almost the entire population, but with no corresponding increase in brain cancer. Case closed.

3. CLIMATE GATE: WERE THEY HACKERS OR WHISTLE BLOWERS?

I was asked to address this question. I said last week that Daniel Ellsberg, is one of the great heroes of the 20th century for releasing the "Pentagon papers." Do I think so because I agreed with his goal? It certainly didn't hurt. This week I received a lengthy statement from Kevin Trenberth on hacking of climate files. It was a line from a Trenberth e- mail, taken out of context that caused much of the finger-wagging in the press: "The fact is that we can't account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can't." He was not questioning the link between anthropogenic greenhouse gas emission and warming. A paper Trenberth published this year complained about our inability to monitor energy flows associated with short-term climate variability.

4. RETIREMENT: THE SPACE SHUTTLE IS SET TO BE RETIRED IN 2010.

The International Space Station, which was built to give astronauts something to do, is slated for retirement five years later. It is a classic example of functional unemployment. Spirit and opportunity, for example, the two telerobot explorers on Mars, live on sunshine. They were designed specifically for the Martian environment. Meanwhile, it is clear that research results from the ISS have not justified the enormous cost of maintaining a research laboratory in low Earth orbit. The GAO put the launch cost to support the ISS at $44,000 per kilogram.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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