Friday, January 9, 2009

1. JESUS: EARTH IS RIVEN BY CONTINUOUS RELIGIOUS WARS.

WN promised to contrast Jesus of Nazareth with Isaac Newton, who came along 16 centuries later. What was I thinking? A third of the all the people on Earth count themselves as followers of Jesus. Do I need 2.2 billion people mad at me? They believe Jesus, an itinerant Galilean preacher and healer, to be the divine Son of God. All that's known about him comes from the four gospels. The earliest copies are in Greek and, according to biblical scholar Bart Ehrman in “Misquoting Jesus” (Harper, 2005) they contain a multitude of mistakes and intentional alterations by earlier translators. In 585BC, long before Jesus, the Greek philosopher Thales of Mellitus concluded that every observable effect must have a physical cause. The discovery of causality is now taken to mark the birth of science, and Thales is immortalized as its father. But causality also means the death of superstition. What went on in the 1600 years between Jesus and Newton? It was the Middle Ages; religious superstition was the dominant belief.

2. NEWTON: NO WARS ARE FOUGHT OVER SCIENTIFIC DISPUTES.

Himself a devout Christian, Newton was a Unitarian; he did not accept the doctrine of the Holy Trinity and spent more time on his religious writings than on the laws of motion. He discovered the laws of gravity and motion, and invented calculus to derive the orbits of the planets. Also an alchemist and brilliant experimentalist, he used a prism to decomposed sunlight into its constituent colors, and invented the reflecting telescope to avoid chromatic aberration. His greatest contribution was to show that natural law can be described by differential equations, leading to hope that science may someday explain everything. There is, in any case, no other way of knowing. See: Robert L. Park, "Superstition: Belief in the Age of Science" (Princeton, 2008). Newton became a bit strange in later life (who doesn't?) and worked on a literal interpretation of the Bible.

3. MODERN WAR: THE AIR FARCE ACUPUNCTURE PROGRAM.

A thousand years ago, crosses were placed on the wounds of Crusaders to aid healing. Placebo-controlled double-blind studies were a thousand years in the future, but who could doubt the power of the cross? The Air Force Surgeon General is now starting a program to teach "battlefield acupuncture" to 32 Air Force doctors who will deploy to Iraq or Afghanistan. Acupuncture goes back 5,000 years, but it seems to have stopped working. Numerous, placebo-controlled double-blind studies show no benefit. See R. Barker Bausell, Snake Oil Science, (Oxford, 2007).

4. ALTERNATIVE PROFIT: NO RECESSION IN SEA-WATER SALES.

The economic downturn is worldwide, but so is human gullibility. According to the Inter Press Service News Agency the Zimbabwe Traditional Healers Association prescribes washing with seawater if an enemy has bewitched you. Zimbabwe has no coastline, so the seawater must be carried in backpacks across neighboring Mozambique.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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