Friday, January 2, 2009

1. BIRTHDAY? NO ONE EXCEPT YOUR ASTROLOGER CARES.

Unless you're being carded, no one even asks (I haven't been carded in some time). But as Richard Dawkins likes to point out, Jesus of Nazareth and Isaac Newton share the same birth date ? except they don't. The British insisted on sticking with the old Julian calendar long after everybody else had switched to the Gregorian, which would put Newton's birthday on January 4. As for Jesus of Nazareth, assuming he represents an actual historical figure, it's anybody's guess. December 25 was picked by the early Church either to coincide with the Roman feast of Saturnalia, which kept moving, or the Winter solstice, but they managed to miss even that by four days. In any case, birthdays are just a way of keeping score and an excuse to have a party. Like who needs an excuse? In any case, WN readers agreed almost unanimously that we should commemorate the birth of Jesus and Newton by comparing their impact, and so we shall, starting next week.

2. OATH OF OFFICE: HUMANISTS OBJECT TO "SO HELP ME GOD."

On Tuesday, a humanist group filed a complaint in U.S. District Court meant to block prayer at the swearing-in of President-elect Obama. Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. will administer the oath at the January 20, 2009 ceremony.

3. MADOFF: PICAWER FOUNDATION CEASES GRANT MAKING.

According to Science magazine, the Picawer Foundation announced last month that it would "cease all grant making effective immediately." This after 20 years of operation. The Picawar Foundation endowment was managed by Bernard Madoff who is now charged with operating a Ponzi scheme. Since its inception in 1989, Picawer had distributed more than $268 million in grants.

4. NASA: A HOPELESSLY OLD-FASHIONED VISION OF THE FUTURE.

In discussing NASA's future on Tuesday, the NY Times was mesmerized by the "gap" between the end of the shuttle and the launch of a new bus to transport astronauts. Forget the damn gap. The 21st Century will be focused on planets around other suns, and on the bad news about what's happening to our own planet. Astronauts can't go to other stars, but we can build better telescopes and get a better look at them. Astronauts will be no help either in studying our own Sun and our own planet, Earth. We need to finish what we set out to do a decade ago, but were stopped from doing by the Bush administration: launch an updated Deep Space Climate Observatory. There is still time, but we urgently need to get started.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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