Friday, September 26, 2008

1. LHC: THE WORLD SURVIVED, BUT DID THE TRUTH TAKE A HIT?

As if by design, there had been an attempt to block the LHC turn-on by a loony who warned it could create a black hole and destroy the world. It was a public-relations gift: a huge audience of morbidly curious people watched on European television to get their first look at a big physics experiment. In the background, corks popped as physicists celebrated. The next day, however, CERN said a minor problem with a cooling system required a one day shut down. The shut down now extends months, into the annual winter hiatus.

2. NASA: REMIND ME AGAIN, WHY DID WE BUILD THE ISS?

Established by Congress on July 29, 1958, NASA is finding its 50th year to be a tough one. The rickety space shuttle fleet is due to be retired in 2010 for safety and cost reasons. For five years, that will leave no way for the US to ferry astronauts to the ISS. No problem, shrugs the White House Office of Management and Budget, just hire the Russians to do it for us. Oops, differences with Russia over North Korea and Iran led to a trade embargo with Russia. NASA got an exemption to the embargo allowing it to buy Soyuz rides. Of course, that was before relations with Russia turned sour over Georgia. So, to keep the ISS alive we should make nice to Russia? Name one thing we've learned from the ISS?

3. SHENZHOU: A MODEST SPACE PROPOSAL.

In a perfect launch Thursday night, China sent three taikonauts on a mission that will include China's first spacewalk. Their next goal is a space station. As in Apollo, the primary objective is political; they aim to reach the Moon before the US can return. But China also attaches great importance to space exploration for military and commercial purposes. While the benefits of a space program are undeniable, there is no evidence that dragging Homo sapiens along has been anything but a burden to the first two space-faring nations. I therefore propose once again that in the interests of world peace we simply give the ISS to China. Let China pay the space station bills. After all, every Yuan spent in space is a Yuan not spent on earthly adventures.

4. EARMARKS: SCIENCE FINDS ITSELF LOCKED OUT AGAIN.

Congress, which passed not a single FY 2009 appropriation bill, is now in the process of passing a Continuing Resolution. What does it "continue"? The disastrous FY 2008 funding, that what. Science was slashed to make more money available for pork barrel projects. And once again the pork is at a record $6.6B level. Lawmakers are using the financial crisis as an excuse for giving "a few bucks" to "folks" before they shovel hundreds of billions to "those rich guys in New York." Senator Ted Stevens (R) of Alaska, who is on trial for taking illegal gifts, got the most, $238.5M.

5. PULPIT FREEDOM SUNDAY: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?

Conservative Christian ministers are planning to take to their pulpits Sunday and publicly endorse a candidate for President. They hope to provoke a challenge to the law that bars those religious organizations that accept tax-deductible contributions from involvement in political campaigns. Who do they think they are, God?

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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