Friday, May 9, 2008

1. COMPETES: BLOWN AWAY IN THE GATHERING STORM.

In 2005 the National Academies rang the alarm: the United States was beginning to fall behind other nations in the physical sciences, even as the world faced new challenges. The report of the Academies, "Rising Above the Gathering Storm" was just what the nation needed. Washington science representatives began working together as never before. Congress passed COMPETES, a $33 billion authorization bill. The President signed it, and Congress left town for a vacation after its hard work. The science policy wonks were throwing each other high fives celebrating the victory. But when it came time to appropriate money, the White House sent Jack Marburger to Congress to make the case for science. Congress just divided up the money into pork-barrel projects. Who could be surprised? An editorial in this week's Nature pointed out that constituents have many pressing issues. Ultimately, science must persuade the public.

2. THE PHOENIX: RISING FROM THE ASHES OF THE POLAR LANDER.

It must be a special experience to be the second polar explorer on Mars when no trace has been found of the first. Mars Polar Lander simply vanished. No wonder excitement is high as Phoenix prepares to make the first soft landing on Mars in 30 years. It will probe the rocky polar soil in a search for life to which we are not related. For the first time, an Earth robot is expected to touch, and even taste and smell, extra- terrestrial water. "If Phoenix finds indications of life," I was asked, "would you then be less opposed to sending human explorers?" "On the contrary," I growled, "had I the power, I would not allow a human near a planet that might harbor extraterrestrial life." The first human visitors to Mars will have to remain for perhaps nine months until Earth gets into the right conjunction for a return trip. During that time, human activity will have to be circumscribed to avoid the chance of illegal immigrants, in the form of lesser Earthlings (germs), that have stowed away in the human gut. If human explorers do find life on Mars, it will likely look familiar.

3. INTELLIGENT DESIGN: ACADEMIC FREEDOM IS THE NEW STRATEGY.

Even before Darwinian evolution defeated intelligent design in Kitzmiller v. Dover School Board, it has been apparent that this would not be the end of it. Who thought it would? The creationists began casting about for a new strategy (WN 13 Jan 06) . An article in today's Science suggests they think they've found it: academic freedom. I mean they've got Ben Stein, who in the movie Expelled seems to think Guillermo Gonzalez should be allowed to teach whatever astronomy agrees with his religion. That's going to be a hard sell. Suppose, for example, I teach my students that pi equals three. It makes a lot of sense. Who ever thought up irrational numbers in the first place? We've got plenty of numbers without them. What's more, it's a matter of religious conviction. I Kings 7:23-26 describes a round cauldron in the Temple of Solomon that's ten cubits in diameter and 30 cubits in circumference. If it's good enough for Solomon it's good enough for me. My guess, however, is that it's going to get a few challenges. You can believe anything you want, but you don't get to pick the facts. So what are these guys up to? They must know that. Maybe Ben Stein just likes being in the movies.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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