Friday, February 22, 2008

1. EVOLUTION IN FLORIDA: THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A THEORY.

In approving new science standards, the state education board in Florida has for the first time ever used the word "evolution." That's a huge step forward. At the last minute, Southern Baptists on the board insisted that "evolution" be changed to "the scientific theory of evolution." That's even better. Evolution is, after all, "only a theory," as is all of science. Florida teachers can now cite state standards as justification for teaching that science, unlike religion, is open to change as better information becomes available.

2. ANTISATELLITE WEAPONS: THE HYDRAZINE DECEPTION.

What do you do when a newly-emergent space power shows off its new anti- satellite capability, as China did last year? Well, you have to show that you too can shoot down a satellite. It's relatively easy - satellites aren't evasive and they keep doing the same thing over and over. To avoid violating treaties, you could sell it as a mission to save innocent lives from a rampaging tank of hydrazine. "If you inhale a lot of it, it could be deadly," said the general in charge. The same is probably true of acetone, absinthe and toilet bowl cleaner to name a few. Anyway, the Navy did its part well. Unfortunately, as other countries flex their muscles in space it could be open season on dead school buses (there's a lot of them).

3. GUNS: HAVE WE DECIDED TO GIVE UP ON CIVILIZATION?

Last week WN called for control of guns. Between 8 and 9 PM that evening I got one e-mail after another, perhaps organized, explaining that the solution is to arm all the students and teachers so no one would dare start something. They weren't joking. I note only that the shooters all ended up shooting themselves. You can't frighten suicide bombers.

4. VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE: WHO MURDERED COMPETES?

In today's Science, Jeff Mervis describes a House Science Committee hearing held on Valentines Day. The purpose was to compare the 2009 budget request with the goals laid out in the America COMPETES Act, passed overwhelmingly by Congress last summer and signed by the President. The 2008 science budget, however, turned out to be a disaster for science (WN 28 Dec 07) . It bears no trace of America COMPETES, and 2009 seems no different. The White House appears to attach little importance to the science authorization process, since it picked Jack Marburger, the invisible science advisor, to make the administration case for science.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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