Friday, August 10, 2007

1. COMPETES: BUSH SIGNS $33.6 BILLION AUTHORIZATION BILL.

By the time the President signed the landmark measure, Congress was already scurrying out of town. It is after all, August in Washington. No one is left but the wonks. If you have nothing better to do you can try to figure out what the COMPETES acronym stands for. The bipartisan measure authorizes funds for science research, education and teacher training for the next few years. It's a good thing. Let's see why we need more science:

2. ENDEAVOUR: NOT THE FIRST TIME IN SPACE FOR S. PNEUMONIAE.

School teacher Barbara Morgan, we're told, has been busy using the camera on the robot arm to examine the shuttle skin for signs of damage from three pieces of foam that broke off the fuel tank on launch. Not a word though on how Streptococcus pneumoniae is doing. A vial of the pneumonia bacteria was taken up on Endeavour to study how microbes adapt to microgravity. Are they kidding? In the human space flight program this is called "science." Of course, S. pneumoniae have been to space many times before - they're in the upper respiratory tract of 40% of the population. Why didn't they just swab the nasal passages of astronauts?

3. FREE ENERGY: ALL THAT'S NEEDED IS A "WATER SPLITTER."

A WN reader sent me the URL of a YouTube video about a device that uses water as fuel by splitting it into hydrogen and oxygen and then burning the hydrogen. Back in the 1970's Sam Leach drove a car that ran on water across the country. The oil barons bought him off. In his 2004 State-of- the-Union address, President Bush announced that Freedom Car, which runs on hydrogen, would give us energy independence. Uh, where is that car? Bush didn't have a Water Splitter or the oil-barons bought him off.

4. ETHANOL: DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE SEES HUGE CORN HARVEST. The oil

barons must be trembling. The corn harvest is expected to be up 24 percent to meet ethanol goals. That takes lots of fertilizer. The summer dead zone off Louisiana's coast, caused by farm runoff, is spreading down the Texas coast; the price of corn is pushing up the price of beef; and hunger grows in poor areas of Mexico where corn tortillas are a staple.

5. THE MEMORY OF WATER: EARMARK FOR "INFORMATION BIOLOGY."

I'm told the defense spending bill earmarks $2 million for the Samueli Institute for Information Biology. Its Director Wayne Jonas, is author of Healing with Homeopathy. Jonas believes water remembers the stuff you diluted away. My water comes from the Potomac River; I would prefer that it not remember.

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