Friday, July 13, 2007

1. SURGEON GENERAL: FORGET SCIENCE, GET THE POLITICS STRAIGHT.

The leading spokesperson on matters of public health in the U.S. Government, the Surgeon General is nominated by the President, and gets to wear a really neat white uniform. It is the SG's duty to educate the public about health issues. To make sure the SG gets it right, everything the SG says or writes is vetted by a White House political appointee whose job is to ensure that the President is mentioned three times on every page, and issues the President has already decided are not mentioned at all, such as stem cells, Plan B and global warming. It all came out this week as the Senate began hearings on the nomination of James W. Holsinger to the post. Richard Carmona, who served as SG from 2002 to 2006 under Bush, testified Tuesday that if science doesn't support the White House agenda, it's suppressed. Holsinger testified yesterday that he would not give in to politics.

2. PLAN B: OVER-THE-COUNTER AVAILABILITY DOUBLES SALES.

A year ago, the Food and Drug Administration made the emergency contraceptive available without prescription to anyone 18 or over (WN 25 Aug 06) . The Washington Post, in a front-page story today, says the easier access doubled sales, which demonstrates the need for access to emergency contaceptives. But for girls under 18, unwanted pregnancy must not be an emergency.

3. PRAYER: SENATE'S MORNING PRAYER WAS INTERUPTED YESTERDAY.

Hindu priest Rajan Zed, the first Hindu asked to lead a Senate prayer, was just getting started yesterday when protestors from a fundamentalist Christian anti-abortion group began shouting “this is an abomination” from the Senate visitor's gallery. Abomination? The prayer was as inconsequential as any other opening prayer. But why, in light of the First Amendment, is any prayer offered? Maybe the Senate should consider Transcendental Meditation instead.

4. EDUCATION: MAHARISHI CENTRAL UNIVERSITY OPENS SEPT 1, 2007.

Maharishi Central University, constructed at the geographical center of America in Kansas, promises Total Knowledge to every student for only $45,000 per year, which includes lessons in Yogic Flying. At $9 million each, MCU wants branches in all 50 states. Just inform MCU how many you want to finance. John Hagelin, described as the pinnacle of physicists in the world, has been named Founding President of Maharishi University. He finally got to be a president.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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