Friday, January 5, 2007

1. THE JUNKMAN: EXXON USES MILLOY TO DOWNPLAY GLOBAL WARMING.

The Union of Concerned Scientists released a report on Wednesday describing Exxon Mobil's efforts to manipulate public opinion on Global Warming. In doing so the report further exposes the role of Steven J. Milloy, the notorious "Junkman" who wrote Junk Science Judo (CATO, 2001), and a column for Fox News. WN reported a year ago that Milloy, who masquerades as a fearless debunker of bad science, in real life works for oil and tobacco giants (WN 3 Feb 06) .

2. AGE: DOES THE PARK SERVICE KNOW HOW OLD THE GRAND CANYON IS?

Somewhere between six thousand and six million years is as close as they can come. The six million year figure comes from adding up the ages of the geologic strata exposed on the canyon walls. You get six thousand years by adding up the "begats" in the Old Testament until you get back to Noah. So which is it? Three years ago, bookstores in Grand Canyon National Park began selling "Grand Canyon: A Different View," approved by the Park Service. The book explains that runoff from Noah's flood carved the canyon (WN 2 Jan 04) . A promised review of whether the book should be sold in the Park stalled "over issues of church and state." Whoa! Geology is not church or state, it's science. Mary Bomar, Director of the National Park Service since October, should be called on to keep this silly religious tract out of National Park bookstores.

3. VALUES: SO WHAT DOES THE CONSTITUTION SAY ABOUT TAKING OATHS?

The new Congress began on a note of monumental unimportance: the first Muslim elected to Congress, Keith Ellison, took the oath of office on the Koran (or is it Quran). The person who acquitted himself professionally was the rare-books librarian at the Library of Congress, Mark Dimunation, who came up with Thomas Jefferson's personal copy of the Koran for Ellison to use. Rep. Goode (R-VA) objected that an oath on the Koran would violate "traditional American values." The Constitution requires an "oath or affirmation" from the President, but two presidents, Hoover and Pierce, chose to affirm rather than swear. "Swear not at all," Jesus said. "Yes should mean yes, no should mean no."

4. TERRORISM 2007: PAT ROBERTSON HAS BEEN TALKING TO GOD AGAIN.

During a recent prayer retreat, God told him that a terrorist attack on the U.S. late in 2007 will result in a "mass killing". Robertson relayed God's message to "The 700 Club" on Tuesday. "The Lord didn't say nuclear, but I do believe it will be something like that." "I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss." It's not clear whether God mumbles, or Robertson takes poor notes, but maybe in the future he could take along a recorder. He once asked God to unleash hurricanes on sinful Florida, but if sin leads to hurricanes, Florida has been sinful since they began keeping weather records.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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