Friday, December 29, 2006

1. VIRGINS AND DRAGONS: DO YOU THINK WE MAKE THIS STUFF UP?

Your letters are important to us, but this week we fell behind in answering the mail, for which we apologize. Since most of the mail this week was about the Komodo virgin, I propose to respond collectively. Half the e-mails assumed that I don't know squat about Ineffabilis Deus, issued by Pope Pius IX in 1854. That's not so; it's Latin for "Ineffable God," I just don't know what "ineffable" means. Anyway, Ineffabilis Deus propounds the dogma of the Immaculate Conception, which gives the Blessed Virgin Mary a pass on original sin. It doesn't say anything about Komodo Dragon moms, but I don't think they've ever been accused of eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge. Other mail politely pointed out that the offspring of parthenogenesis must be female, otherwise where would they get a Y chromosome? But that's not so either. Komodo Dragons aren't on the XY system. They're on the WZ system, in which WZ is female, ZZ is male, and WW is inviable. Parthenogenic Komodos are either male or they don't make it.

2. HOLIDAY STORY: THE CONTRIBUTION OF GUT BACTERIA TO OBESITY.

According to the cover story in this week's issue of Nature, there's an association between the bacteria that inhabit our gut and the regulation of body weight. Jeffrey Gordon and his colleagues at Washington University in St. Louis found that some intestinal microbes are more efficient at producing simple sugars and fatty acids for the gut to absorb. This is timely news. An earlier report in the New England Journal of Medicine found the average weight gain over a six week period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Day to be 0.9 pounds. If retained, that would just about account for the average weight gain through adulthood.

3. EARTHQUACKS: SCIENTISTS IN CHINA OBSERVED BEHAVING STRANGELY.

On Tuesday, an earthquake that shook southern Taiwan damaged undersea cables and disrupted communications across Asia. It's not clear just what scientists at the earthquake bureau in nearby Nanning in southern China saw, but two days AFTER the quake they told The China Daily that snakes can sense a quake up to five days before it happens. How do they know this? The reptiles "behave erratically." To observe this behavior they installed cameras at a local snake farm to monitor the snakes 24/7. The director of the bureau said snakes can sense a quake up to five days before it happens. "Of all the creatures on the earth," the director said, "snakes are the most sensitive to earthquakes." To test this claim I've started monitoring the erratic behavior of Washingtonians from my office window. My initial assessment is that there are far more earthquakes than anyone realizes.

4. BEST WISHES FOR 2007: WE PREDICT IT WILL BE AN IMPROVEMENT.

In any case, What'S New will be back to take a look.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
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