Friday, November 10, 2006

1. PLAN B: THE ROLE OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN RESTRICTING ACCESS.

You probably noticed that there was an election this week. The outcome won't make it easier for the Administration to block a federal magistrate's ruling, issued Monday, allowing the Center for Reproductive Rights to subpoena White House emails and other documents related to FDA's decision to deny over-the-counter access to the emergency contraceptive, Plan B, to women under 18, (WN 25 Aug 06). Under-18 is the demographic group for whom conception is most likely to be an emergency. The Center for Reproductive Medicine is seeking to learn whether the White House interfered with the decision-making process of the FDA.

2. NECESSARY ADJUSTMENT? SECRETARY OF DEFENSE WASN'T ON BALLOT.

Donald Rumsfeld was voted out of office anyway. Having replaced "stay the course" with "necessary adjustments," President Bush replaced Rumsfeld with Robert Gates. As CIA Director, Gates was renowned for his uncanny ability to produce intelligence that supported whatever position the administration had already taken. Wasn't it that sort of "intelligence" that got us into Iraq? There is still a confirmation process to be gotten through, and that may not be easy. Wednesday, Rep. Rush Holt (D-NJ), one half of the PhD physicist block in Congress, described the Gates nomination as "deeply troubling." He called for a "thorough and probing confirmation hearing" for Gates.

3. SHUTTLE TO NOWHERE: A SHORTER MISSION OR A LONGER CALENDAR?

Well, here we are again. Yesterday they rolled Discovery to the launching pad to prepare for a 12-day mission in December. NASA insists the hurry is to be certain it's not in space when the calendar changes to 2007; it might cause a computer glitch. Sound familiar? Same thing happened seven years ago with the dreaded Y2K problem. They wound up shortening the mission by two days to get it back before 1 Jan 00. You mean NASA can't solve a simple computer problem in seven years? Maybe there's some other problem. You get the cost-per-launch by dividing the annual shuttle budget by the number of launches, but the budget is by fiscal year. For FY07 the shuttle budget is $4.6B.

4. OBESITY EPIDEMIC: DOES IT MATTER WHERE YOU PUT THE STAPLES?

Diet desperation led to the practice of stomach stapling. It's a Disgusting idea, but I have no reason to doubt its effectiveness. However, in Florida the state Board of Acupuncture banned "ear stapling," not because it's not effective, but because of "complications." Ear stapling is supposed to be a sort of long- lasting acupuncture, and I can assure readers that it's every bit as effective as traditional acupuncture. If you staple your dog's ear instead, it will have the same effect on your weight.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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