Friday, September 8, 2006

1. MINORITY REPORT: CIA HELD DETAINEES IN SECRET FOREIGN PRISONS.

I thought for a minute I was watching Tom Cruise, Chief of the Pre-Crime Division in Spielberg's dark futuristic thriller. No such luck; it was Commander-in-Chief George Bush: "Were it not for this program, our intelligence community believes that al Qaeda and its allies would have succeeded in launching another attack against the American homeland. By giving us information about terrorist plans we could not get anywhere else, this program has saved innocent lives." Either that or they made it up. The phrase "saved innocent lives" was used 11 times in the speech delivered before families of terror attack victims. "The United States does not torture," Mr. Bush explained. "It's against our laws, and it's against our values.... However, if prisoners stopped talking, the CIA used a set of alternative procedures." How's this for an "alternative procedure": inform prisoners of the charges, treat them humanely, try them openly to expose their crimes to the entire world. This is America.

2. TELEPHONE TELEPATHY: IT'S TOO MUCH TO BE A MERE COINCIDENCE.

Even as President Bush this week called on Congress to give him "additional authority" for the "warrantless eavesdropping program," Rupert Sheldrake, who is funded by a grant administered by Trinity College of Cambridge University, was explaining to the British Association for the Advancement of Science that we can already do it telepathically. Sheldrake claims that when the phone rings we know who is calling. Perhaps he could get in touch with President Bush, with or without the phone. Sheldrake is the "scientist" who claims pets are telepathically in touch with their owners. He was followed by a psychiatrist who thinks near-death experiences are evidence of an afterlife. I seem to be getting telepathic messages from Congress that there is no way they can deal with Bush's requests before the election, however, I haven't a clue as to why BAAS chose to showcase this session.

3. ETHANOL: LOOKING FOR A GREEN ENERGY SOLUTION? GET OVER IT.

There is something very appealing about a green solution to the energy problem. Sorry. Franco Battaglia, chemical physicist at the U. of Modena, Italy, calculated that if all of Italy was devoted to growing corn it could only supply half of their fuel needs. It also takes oil to pump oil, but Kevin Delin points out that the energy balance for oil production is 10-to-1 (down from 100-to-1 and declining). That an argument is even taking place over whether EB is positive or negative means it would be a major life style adjustment at best. Ethanol from sugar cane made Brazil an energy exporter, as Cesar Cusatis, a physicist at Universidade Federal de Parana, observes. But he concedes that byproducts including alkanes are a serious problem, even with the Amazon River to use as a sewer. Worse, sugar cane is grown with cheap hand labor, condemning much of the population to serfdom.

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