Friday, June 30, 2006

1. NASA: DISCOVERY SET FOR LAUNCH TOMORROW, BUT JUST IN CASE...

The mission is to see if the modified shuttle works. Everybody watches their fuel tanks these days, but NASA watches closer. The plan is for the crew to take refuge on the ISS if they find any damage when they get there. But what about the shuttle? It cost a few billion bucks, never mind what's it's worth. No problem! They rigged a 28-foot cable so flight controllers on the ground can throw the switches. I called Ann Thropojinic, a veteran astronaut we have relied on in the past, to explain these things. "Does this mean the only function of the crew is to throw a few switches?" I asked. "Not at all," she replied, "the crew is there to do weightless tricks for the cameras."

2. CERVICAL CANCER: FEDERAL ADVISORY PANEL RECOMMENDS VACCINE.

Human papillomavirus (HPV)is the most common sexually transmitted disease. By protecting against four strains, Gardisil prevents most cervical cancer. The vaccine is expensive, however, and the disease is most prevalent among the poor. Still, vaccinating girls from 11-18 would cost less than the flight of Discovery. The recommendation was unanimous, but the vote to make Plan B available over the counter was also overwhelming. Why would anyone object? "Because," a spokesperson for Focus on the Family snarled, "You don't catch it, you have to go out and get it."

3. SENATE: IT WAS ANOTHER WEEK DEVOTED TO SAVING OUR DEMOCRACY.

The Iraq War continues unabated, the deficit soars, the ice caps melt, and the Senate voted on whether a constitutional amendment to ban flag burning should go to the States for ratification. It was the fourth time the Senate has rejected such an initiative since the Supreme Court ruled in 1989 that flag burning is protected free speech. It failed by one vote. As a threat to the nation, flag burning may be as dangerous as gay marriage. An amendment to ban gay marriage had failed earlier.

4. HOUSE: BILL IS PASSED TO END MORATORIUM ON OFFSHORE DRILLING.

The moratorium has been in effect for 25 years to protect shore areas; this is apparently how long it takes for people to forget the environmental cost of the 1969 leaks off Santa Barbara. Compared to imports, the amount of oil involved is trivial.

5. NONEVENT: IT'S MY LAST DAY AS DIRECTOR OF PUBLIC INFORMATION.

The only title I have ever aspired to is Professor of Physics. That title has not changed, nor will What's New, nor anything else I can think of. As you know, What's New is now supported by the University of Maryland Department of Physics, which has made it my major teaching assignment; the APS allows me use the office in the National Press Building as a base to write it with help from a wonderful staff; and I continue to get up every morning to battle the Philistines, secure in the knowledge that when I get it wrong, WN readers will straighten me out.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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