Friday, May 12, 2006

1. PRAY FOR CONGRESS: IN EVERY WAR, BOTH SIDES PRAY FOR VICTORY.

Yesterday, the House passed a $513B defense authorization bill. The bill included language allowing military chaplains to pray "according to the dictates of the chaplain's own conscience." Current rules call for nonsectarian prayers, or a moment of silence, at mandatory public gatherings. Focus on the Family, The Christian Coalition, and other evangelical Christian groups had urged the President to issue an executive order guaranteeing the right of chaplains to pray in the name of Jesus. When Bush failed to act, Republicans on Armed Services added the provision to the defense authorization bill. An amendment offered in committee by Rep. Steve Israel (D-NY), calling on chaplains to show "sensitivity, respect and tolerance for all faiths," was defeated on a party-line vote. Rules did not allow floor debate.

2. PREYING ON THE VOTERS: FLAW FOUND IN TOUCH-SCREEN MACHINES.

The most severe security flaw ever found in a voting system has been discovered by a Finnish expert working for a non-profit group. A professor of computer science at Johns Hopkins told the NY Times that he, "almost had a heart attack," when he learned of the problem. This was not some innocent design error that wasn't caught. Diebold, the company that makes the machines, built in a secret "back door" to "update the software." It could be opened in minutes if someone knows the code. Don't worry, the code is a proprietary secret of Diebold. Of course, there was that 2003 fund-raising letter to Ohio Republicans from the Diebold CEO that said, "I am committed to helping Ohio deliver its votes to the President" (WN 12 Dec 03) .

3. SPACE: THE ONLY THING IN NASA THAT STILL GOES UP IS THE COST.

Michael Griffin told his science advisory committee this week that he could not keep the commitment he made a year ago not to shift money from science to human space flight. I wasn't on the committee, but I tried to imagine how it might have gone if I had been. MG: The problem is the ISS. RP: What problem? MG: We have to finish it by 2010. RP: Why is that a problem? MG: Because the shuttle doesn't work. RP: If we fix the shuttle and finish the ISS, what do we do next? MG: We drop the ISS in the ocean. RP: Why don't we do that now? MG: Because we must honor our commitment to our ISS partners first. RP: But what about your commitment to space science? MG: That will have to wait until we get back from Mars. RP: We're going to Mars? MG: When we get back from the moon. RP: We're going to the moon? MG: Just as soon as we build a new spacecraft. RP: What's holding that up? MG: The problem is the ISS.

4. BIGFOOT RENDEZVOUS: THERE IS NOT A LOT TO DO IN POCATELLO.

But we are told that "Bigfoot aficionados" from across the country will be there June 16-18. The press release came from the University Relations Office at Utah State University. Can we get extra credit for this?

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND
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