Friday, April 14, 2006

1. LUNACY: THE "LUNAR CRATER OBSERVATION AND SENSING SATELLITE."

The excitement is palpable at NASA. If all goes well, Americans could be landing on the Moon in 2018, just 49 years after the Apollo 11 moon landing. Aside from a spacecraft to get us there, all we need is a reason, and NASA is working on that. In 2009, an SUV-sized spacecraft will smash into the Moon's south pole, making a big hole and sending up a plume of debris. The last time they tried this was the 1999 Lunar Prospector. It didn't kick up squat, so they're gonna hit it harder. What they hope to see in the plume is water. Water would allow astronauts to "live off the land," and "could be used to make fuel," Michael Griffin, the NASA Administrator explained. They are free to use my faucet if it would solve the fuel crisis here on Earth.

2. ISS: COSMONAUT TO HIT THE GOLF SHOT HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD.

The new Commander of the space station, Pavel Vinogradov, plans to drive a gold-plated golf ball from a special platform during an August space walk. Element 21 Golf, a Canadian company, paid the Russian space agency an undisclosed amount to allow the stunt. It would commemorate the 35th anniversary of a golf shot Allan Shepard hit on the Moon during Apollo 14. Taxpayers were not amused by Shepard's antics, which appeared to trivialize the space program, but on the space station it seems appropriate.

3. MIRACLE MEDICINE: WILL GOING TO CHURCH HELP YOU LIVE LONGER?

The Journal of the American Board of Family Medicine published a study by Dr. Daniel Hall of the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center who found that people who attend weekly religious services live longer. Dr. Hall, who is also an Episcopal priest, compared average church contributions to the cost of membership in Bally's or to taking Lipitor to lower cholesterol, and concludes religion is more cost effective. Everybody pays the same for Lipitor, but they put different amounts in the collection plate. What is the correlation between money individuals put in the plate and their longevity? Dr. Richard Sloan of Columbia University Medical Center, author of a forthcoming book, "Blind Faith: The Unholy Alliance of Religion and Medicine," called the study "silly." The most obvious confounder is that as their health fails people are able to attend church less. The obvious solution is to take money out of the plate to pay for membership in a gym.

4. DOE: SECRETARY OF ENERGY BODMAN DISBANDS HIS ADVISORY BOARD.

He has never met with SEAB. A DOE spokesman explained that the Secretary, a chemical engineer, has "a science background," and doesn't need advice. Besides, President Bush doesn't have a science advisor, and look at how well things are going. When Ronald Regan became President, he initially declined to name a Science Advisor. He explained that he knew an engineer back in California he could call if anything ever came up.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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