Friday, March 31, 2006

1. MIRACLE MEDICINE: PRAYERS OF SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

The long-awaited study of intercessory prayer for coronary bypass patients was released yesterday (see last week's WN). A small increase in complications, attributed to "performance anxiety," was found in a subset of patients who were told that strangers were praying for them. Otherwise, there was nothing. Scientists are relieved of course; science is tough enough without having to worry that somebody on their knees in East Cupcake, Iowa can override natural law. The study of 1800 patients took almost ten years and cost $2.4M, mostly from the Templeton Foundation. Of course, there are calls for further study. Where do we start? What are the units of prayer? Do prayers of Pat Robertson count more than those of death-row inmates? What is the optimum posture of the supplicant? Where can we learn these things?

2. COLD-FUSION DAY: DOES FLEISCHMANN STILL BREW TEA ON HOT PLATE?

On 23 March 2006, D2Fusion, Inc., a subsidiary of Solar Energy, Ltd., issued a press release to announce that cold-fusion pioneer Martin Fleischmann had agreed to serve as "senior scientific advisor" to produce a cold-fusion heater. Seventeen years ago, on 23 March 1989, the University of Utah held a press conference to announce the discovery of "cold fusion" by Martin Fleischmann and Stanley Pons. Fleischmann modestly told the press that cold fusion was so far capable only of 'heating water for a cup of tea." D2Fusion believes "he still holds the secret."

3. CURING OIL ADDICTION: CHECK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE DETOX CENTER.

Two months ago in his State of the Union address, President Bush lamented America's "addiction to oil." But on Wednesday, the White House announced that the Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standard for SUVs would only be raised 1.5 mpg from the current 22.5 mpg to 24 mpg by 2011. Three years ago when the CAFE standard was raised by the same amount WN called for shortening the length of the mile instead. But things are worse now. WN now suggests we leave the mile alone and tighten up the country a little. Shorten all the nation's roads by 127 feet per mile, which achieves the same savings and cut down on asphalt.

4. ETHANOL ADDICTION: HUMANS HAVE LIVED WITH IT FOR A LONG TIME.

The New York Times last Sunday reported that major investors, including Bill Gates and Vinod Khosla, are getting serious about ethanol. Investors have always had ethanol problems when the economy is doing badly, but this is ethanol as fuel, and the plan is to make it from agricultural cellulose waste products, not corn. It would be lot greener than hydrogen and might even work.

5. IVORY-BILLED SKEPTICS: BIRDERS ARE A PASSIONATE BREED.

Confirmation by the Cornell Lab of Ornithology that the extinct ivory-billed woodpecker has been rediscovered in Arkansas is being challenged by amateur birders. Stay tuned.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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