Friday, October 14, 2005

1. SUPREME IRONY: SHOULD NOMINEES BE QUESTIONED ABOUT SCIENCE?

After nominating Harriet Miers for a seat on the Supreme Court, President Bush sought to reassure religious conservatives by stressing Miers' evangelical Christian roots. Bush said it's part of who she is. He's right, but traditionally the personal religious views of nominees are not taken up in the confirmation process. If the First Amendment is upheld, it shouldn't matter. So forget religion. Far more important in the Twenty-First Century is the nominee's views on science. There are, after all, few cases that come before the courts today that do not have a scientific component. Scientists must construct a list of basic questions that would give some insight into the nominee's views on science. For example: do all physical events result from earlier physical events, or can they be caused by clasping your hands, bowing your head, and wishing? Send your suggestions to What's New. WN will print the best of them.

2. FAITH-BASED GOVERNMENT: SENATOR BROWNBACK(R-KS)HEARS THE CALL.

Senator Sam Brownback has been more public than other Republican senators in raising questions about the nomination of Harriet Miers. A prayer-group-Republican from Kansas who wants to be President, Brownback has an open mind on the question of religion in politics: it can be either a Protestant conservative, or conservative Catholic. Brownback, now Catholic, has been both.

3. TOURIST CLASS: BILLIONAIRE BACK FROM INTERNATIONAL SPACE SPA.

Gregory Olsen, the third tourist to buy a $20M ticket to the ISS (WN 26 Apr 02), has returned from his week at the world's most exclusive spa. He gushed to an Associated Press reporter: "It was kind of like this wondrous thing." Unlike Dennis Tito, who had stomach problems during his week at the ISS, Olsen played the fantasy-adventure game all the way, even taking along his own science experiments. WN is confident that Olsen's scientific studies, whatever they are, will be as important as those conducted by NASA on the ISS.

4. SHENZHOU VI: CHINA LAUNCHES TWO TAIKONAUTS ON LIVE TELEVISION.

Wednesday, in a demonstration of growing confidence in its human space-flight program, China launched two taikonauts on a five-day mission to low-Earth orbit, and did it in full view of the world. While Shenzhou VI poses no military threat, it is a demonstration of economic strength; China can now afford to squander vast sums on pointless programs. Happily, this serves world peace by diverting China's resources from more dangerous adventures.

5. 2005 PHYSICS IG NOBEL: THE PRIZE IS NOT ALWAYS TO THE SWIFT.

Like that other prize with a similar name, you gotta be patient. This year, the Ig went to John Maidstone from Australia for an experiment to measure the flow of black tar through a funnel. Begun in 1927, one glob drips every nine years. He shared the Ig with a colleague who died between the second and third drops.

Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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