Friday, September 13, 2002

1. PERPETUAL MOTION: FAULTY WHEEL BEARING SPOILS DEMONSTRATION.
Yes, it's another one. Inventor Carl Tilley rented the Nashville SuperSpeedway on Saturday to demonstrate his amazing electric generator. He took a 1981 DeLorean and replaced the engine with a conventional electric motor. The motor is connected to twelve ordinary 12-volt batteries. Here's the good part: the motor not only runs the DeLorean, it also runs a generator that charges the batteries, so the car just keeps going. Can it do that? Well, not without a good generator. As Tilley explains, "it utilizes the generation of static electricity rather than cutting magnetic fields which has been common practice to date." Further details are not available. Eric Krieg, the relentless foe of perpetual motion quacks at PHACT, the Philadelphia Association for Critical Thinking, predicted that the DeLorean would suffer mechanical failure after 25 miles or so. Actually, Tilley stopped the demonstration at 52 miles, explaining that a wheel bearing had failed. That happens when you lubricate bearings with snake oil.

2. TERRORISM: ABC SMUGGLES IN A MOCK NUCLEAR WEAPON - SORT OF.
While the US is spending billions on missile defense, ABC News shipped a simulated nuclear weapon from Istanbul to New York. The mock bomb contained 15 pounds of depleted uranium. On the Sept. 11 ABC Good Morning America program, Physicist Tom Cochran of the Natural Resources Defense Council called it, "A perfect mock-up. It replicates everything but the capability to explode." Well, not quite. The U-238 in depleted uranium is far less radioactive than the U-235 in weapons grade uranium, and thus is much harder to detect. Depleted uranium wouldn't even make a good dirty bomb. Nevertheless, the ABC stunt demonstrates that a perfect missile defense would only ensure that anyone planning a nuclear attack would use a simpler delivery system.

3. RADIATION PROTECTION: PROTECT THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTS FIRST.
Levi Strauss is introducing a new line of "Dockers" with pockets that protect your testicles from the radiation produced by a cell phone in the pocket. If you carry your cell phone in a shielded pocket, however, expect a sharp reduction in incoming calls. For the latest in protection devices, you have only to look in the seat pocket on an airliner. There with the airsickness bag, is a catalog of really cool stuff marketed by the airline. The latest is a line of expensive wrist watches that contain Teslar Chips. The ad explains that the Teslar Chip will protect you from harmful EMF and relieve stress. Should you have any doubt, there are Kirlian photographs showing increased energy around a finger, induced by the Teslar chip. Glen Rein, PhD. confirmed that the Teslar Chip increased immune system components 76%. Dr. Scott Morley, D.Sc.,PhD., MD showed it eliminated ambient EMF from his patients. I'm reaching for the airsickness bag now.



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