Friday, February 15, 2002

1. CREATIONISM: THIS ROSE, BY ANY OTHER NAME, STILL SMELLS.
Having made Kansas an object of ridicule, this sad little comedy, now playing under the title "Intelligent Design," promises to do the same for Ohio and perhaps Washington state. They've dropped the "new Earth" stuff, but insist the "irreducible complexity" of nature must result from an intelligent designer (WN 27 Dec 96); a little slow maybe, but very intelligent. Tracing the roots of the ID movement took WN all the way back to 17th Century England. WN: "I understand you've had a nasty encounter with an apple." Isaac: "True, but it led me to an important discovery, apples are pulled toward the ground by gravity." WN: "Remarkable. What's your next project?" Isaac: "I'm looking into falling oranges." WN: "But wouldn't oranges follow the same law as apples?" Isaac: "Reductionist nonsense. You're mixing apples and oranges. We'll have to find the law for each fruit. This is the irreducible complexity that proves nature has an intelligent designer."

2. GLOBAL WARMING: INDUSTRY HAILS BUSH'S BOLD LEADERSHIP.
In a speech yesterday, the President outlined his plan for reducing emissions. The solution, he explained, is not to risk American jobs by imposing restrictions on industry, but rather to ask industry to voluntarily reduce emission levels, while providing them with tax breaks and incentives to encourage investment in research. "Economic growth is the solution, not the problem," he said. Mr. Bush boldly called for an assessment in 2012 of how well his plan for dealing with emissions is working, at least 4 years after he's out of office. "What we're seeing is a balanced approach," cooed the chief spokesman for the coal industry.

3. R&D BUDGET: CONCERNS ARE VOICED OVER PORTFOLIO BALANCE.
The House Science Committee this week grilled the Administration on the President's budget request. Jack Marburger, Director of OSTP and Rita Colwell, Director of NSF, were among those testifying. While supporting increases for NIH, Committee Chair Sherwood Boehlert (R-NY) expressed the discomfort of many of the members: "The NIH cannot undergird economic health, or even improve human health, alone. Yet the NIH budget is now larger than the rest of the civilian science agencies put together, and just the increase in the NIH budget is larger than the research budget of NSF."

4. THE MORATORIUM: A VALENTINE TO BUSH FROM 75 LAWMAKERS.
The letter, dated February 14, 2002, expresses "deep concern" about reports that the Bush Administration is considering development of a new generation of low-yield nuclear weapons and resumption of underground nuclear testing. Since 9/11, pressure to develop "micro-nukes" has been justified by the use of hardened or deeply buried targets by terrorists. But in fact, the Dr. Strangeloves in the Pentagon have sought them for years.



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