Friday, 25 May 2001

1. SENATE: FREE AGENT SWITCHES SIDES.
Nothing else George W. did as Texas' governor generated as much criticism as he got as owner of the Dallas Rangers when he let Sammy Sosa be traded. Now it's happened again. Senator James Jeffords became a free agent with his reelection last fall, and this week he got a better offer from another team. Jeffords, who opposes Bush's environmental policies, will chair the Environment and Public Works Committee. And Washington could become a very different town.

2. CELL PHONES AND CANCER: SO WHAT DOES THE GAO KNOW?
In an orgy of budget cutting, Congress abolished its Office of Technology Assessment in 1995 (WN 29 Sep 95). So where does Congress go to get answers to technical questions? Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-CN) and Rep. Edward Markey (D-MA) turned to the General Accounting Office, the investigative arm of Congress, for a report on possible health risks associated with cell phone use. In its report, released on Tuesday, the GAO finds no evidence of adverse health effects, BUT they conclude there is not yet enough data to conclude cell phones pose no risk at all. Of course not! And there never will be. You can't prove anything is risk free. A problem may yet show up only at higher exposure, or after longer incubation, or when cell phone radiation is combined with caffeine, or.... Physicists ask to see a plausible mechanism.

3. PLACEBO EFFECT: IT WON'T SHRINK TUMORS OR CURE BALDNESS.
A Danish study challenges the widely accepted claim that just about any disorder that afflicts people will show a positive response to a sham treatment. This so-called "placebo effect" has been widely hailed by proponents of mind-body medicine as evidence of the mind's power to heal. It's more likely to be evidence of self-deception. For any disorder that could be measured, such as excess weight, the Danish study found the use of a placebo to be no more effective than no treatment at all. The placebo myth may result from a reduction in stress hormones in people who are convinced the treatment will work. Stress hormones can make you feel lousy. The release of the Danish study comes as the sale of herbal medications is falling, following several negative trials.

4. SPACE STATION: SUPPOSE THEY'LL HAVE A TUPPERWARE PARTY ON ISS?
Even as NASA is trying to deal with the frivolous image of the International Space Station left by space-tourist Dennis Tito, Pizza Hut reportedly paid Russia's space agency $1M to deliver a six-inch cheese and salami pizza to the orbiting boondoggle. The delivery reportedly cost Pizza Hut $1M. At that rate, maybe NASA should hire Pizza Hut to supply everything to the station.



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