Friday, 29 December 2000

1. QI: CAN KIRLIAN PHOTOGRAPHY REVEAL MENTAL IMPAIRMENT?
Two weeks ago, WN promised to say more about a Dec 12 story on ABC Good Morning America about the body's "Qi" or "energy field" (WN 15 Dec 00). Qi plays a major role in ancient Chinese medicine. Touch therapists claim they sense Qi with their hands, but failed a simple double-blind test administered by a nine-year old (WN 3 Apr 98). Imagine how excited they were, therefore, to learn from ABC that modern science gives the aura "respectability." In the Kirlian method, an object is placed between the plates of a high- voltage capacitor, with one plate covered by photographic film. An "aura" appears to surround the developed image. For at least 25 years it's been known that the Kirlian "aura" is just corona discharge. However, New-Age physicist Beverly Rubik of the Institute for Frontier Science used a Kirlian image to diagnose deficiencies in ABC's Science Correspondent, a PhD physicist, who gushed that "some of the things she said hit close to home."

2. ARMS CONTROL: THE BUSH TEAM TAKES A HARD LINE.
During the campaign, George W. Bush promised to reaffirm the existing moratorium on nuclear testing. Although nobody expects the Bush administration to support CTBT, who thought Nixon would open up relations with China? Bush promises a national missile defense, and yesterday he picked Donald Rumsfeld to be Defense Secretary. Rumsfeld thinks Star Wars is the greatest story ever told. Colin Powell also loves Star Wars, but Moscow steadfastly refuses to amend the 1972 ABM Treaty. Powell is the only advisor to Bush who is on record supporting CTBT. Condoleeza Rice, Bush's National Security Advisor, opposes CTBT, but favors a continued moratorium on testing. Dick Cheney, of course, also opposes CTBT, favors NMD, and is likely to push for development of a new mini-nuke.

3. PREDICTIONS FOR 2001: GASP! DID WHAT'S NEW MISS ONE IN 2000?
WN predicted that BlackLight Power would offer an IPO. However, the Patent Office balked at issuing patents for hydrinos, and BLP was forced to postpone the dream of a $1B stock offering. WN courageously acknowledges its first miss, and boldly moves on.

  • The ABC science correspondent will report that dowsing rods really work. He'll praise his own objectivity.
  • MIR will splatter all across France, outraging the French. Everyone else will be relieved.
  • Those who claim that power lines and cell phones are linked to cancer will now find that Play Station-2 is even worse.
  • An investigation will be launched into the sinister forces that control the falling of dead oak trees.


Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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