Friday, 20 October 2000

1. UPDATE ON BOB: HE'S BACK, ORNERY AS EVER!
I have resumed responsibility for What's New. However, I will still rely heavily on APS staff, since my right side requires extensive rehabilitation. I am particularly grateful to Mike Lubell for filling in and I am also grateful to the hundreds who have taken the trouble to send me their best wishes, though it's unlikely that they will receive a personal response. The most, uhhmmmm, interesting suggestion came from Tom Valone, who was fired from the Patent Office in the wake of last year's Conference on Free Energy. He expressed hope that I would use the quiet time of recovery to reflect on my malicious conduct. In this "non-local universe," Valone explains, the tree was simply a messenger. I tried, but my attempt to access universal knowledge conjured up pictures of bamboozled investors. What am I doing wrong?

2. THE WEST WING: YOU SAY PSYCHIC, I SAY PHYSICIST.
This week's episode of the popular TV drama opened with the sacred words "It's called the theory of everything." It's delivered by a guy who is bedridden, recovering from an accident, and barking orders to his office staff. (Gee, that sounds familiar.) He tells the White House spokeswoman to lead with the announcement that physicists have answered the big question. She strides into the press room, stares confidently at the bloodthirsty Washington press corps and says "Psychics at Cal Tech and Fermi Lab..."

3. CELL PHONE HAZARD: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
It looked like the fear-lobby was finally caged. The public scare over EMFs was dissipating as a result of definitive studies that showed no link between power lines and cancer (WN 4 Jul 97). But, the calm was only temporary. The fear-lobby is now aggressively scaring the public over the dangers of cell phones. In response, a panel of experts in Britain was recently convened to examine the issue. The panel recognized that there is no compelling evidence that cell phones cause cancer. And, in fact, the low-levels of radiation don't even provide any physical mechanism to induce cancer. Nevertheless, the panel recommended a "precautionary approach" regarding microwaves. It's deja mu. Before Paul Brodeur wrote Currents of Death and started the "prudent avoidance" power line hysteria (WN 25 Aug 89), he wrote The Zapping of America, which warned of the dangers of microwaves. Since World War II, background radiation levels had risen to 100 million times the "natural" background, he howled. Yawn. In terms of health risks, that's still a totally insignificant level. An industry is now popping up to protect consumers from their own cell phones. Products include headsets and speaker-phone attachments "to keep the radiation away". Fine, but what about all that pesky second-hand radiation? Maybe someone should encase the phones in a cubicle and put them on street corners.



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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