Friday, 13 October 2000

UPDATE ON ROBERT PARK'S CONDITION.
Watch for that acerbic wit to return to WN next week. The countdown has begun.

1. NEWT WEIGHS IN ON DOUBLING BILL.
Last week former House Speaker Newt Gingrich wrote to House Science Committee Chairman James Sensenbrenner (R-WI), asking him to rethink his opposition to the Frist-Rockefeller Federal Research Investment Act that has passed the Senate unanimously three times (WN 29 Sep 00). "I urge you not to let the specifics of the bill cloud the importance of sending a clear message that a general overall doubling of R&D is one of the highest priorities of the Republican Congress," Gingrich wrote. "The consequences of not passing the bill at this point will send a confused message and could be detrimental in rallying support for R&D funding."

2. CONGRESSIONAL CRUTCH.
Ever wonder why Congress gives the National Institutes of Health such great bipartisan support? Consider the wounded state of the Senate: AKAKA (D-HI) hip replaced in August, FEINSTEIN (D-CA) injured leg surgically repaired last week, HELMS (R-NC) knee replaced and still using a walker, LAUTENBERG (D-NJ) sporting a cast on a fractured wrist, McCAIN (R-AZ) melanoma removed from face in August, SCHUMER (D- NY) still suffering from August foot injury, STEVENS (R-AK) hobbled by toe surgery, THURMOND (R-SC) hospitalized two weekends ago for dehydration and fainting, WELLSTONE (D-WI) suffering from chronic back problems. WN can think of a few more who need help.

3. CORRIGENDUM.
Some readers took WN (WN 15 Sep 00) to task for claiming that Bob Park's tree accident was "the world's most unlikely." They were right. Celia, the bucardo, wins, hands down. The species became extinct when a tree fell on the last living member. Now that's a true rarity. But science may triumph, after all. Celia's tissue has been frozen, and plans are being made to clone the bucardo in the egg of the common ibex. No comment, yet, from right-to-life advocates.

4. SWEDISH ACADEMY RECOGNIZES IT.
Not as sexy as Clara Bow or Betty Grable, the "It Girls" from the silver screen past, but in the money nonetheless, Zhores Alferov of Russia and Herbert Kroemer and Jack Kilby of the United States share this year's Nobel Prize in Physics for developing layered semiconductor structures (heterostructures) and integrated circuits. Their work led to the development of microelectronics and light- emitting diodes, key to the information technology revolution.

This week's WN was written by Michael Lubell.



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