Friday, 25 February 2000

1. DOE: SCIENCE BUDGET JEOPARDIZED BY CAPUANO AMENDMENT.
Last week, the House passed H.R. 2086, The Networking and Information Technology Research and Development Act, authorizing $3B for fiscal years 2000-2004, but not before a bizarre amendment was agreed to. Rep. Michael Capuano (D-MA), whose district includes MIT, proposed shifting half the IT money designated for DOE to NSF. Ellen Tauscher (D-CA), in whose district both the Lawrence Berkeley and Livermore National Labs reside, was the only one to speak against the amendment prior to its passage on a voice vote. She noted that, among other things, the measure would close the National Energy Research Scientific Computing Center at LBL, the nation's most powerful unclassified computer facility. The lack of any effective opposition is troubling. Although the amendment creates too much chaos to be enacted into law, it will divert energy away from passing the best DOE science budget in years. The motives of Mr. Capuano are the subject of much speculation.

2. DIET SUMMIT: THE CONSERVATION OF ENERGY MIGHT BE HELPFUL.
Eighty-five percent of Americans list weight loss as their top goal, but studies find we are going the other way. So Secretary of Agriculture Dan Glickman invited authors of the most popular diet plans to Washington to debate nutrition. At one extreme there was Dr. Dean Ornish pushing his high-carbohydrate diet, and at the other Dr. Atkins, the current number one best-selling author, urging people to eat the hamburger patty and the cheese and throw away the bun. Atkins, who didn't look exactly svelte, took a postprandial nap during the proceedings. Since all of these best-selling authors have become millionaires, WN decided to offer the "physics plan": burn more calories than you consume.

3. PROLIFERATION: SPACE STATION HELD HOSTAGE BY THE SENATE.
In a unanimous vote, the Senate yesterday called for the President to certify that Russia's space agency has not aided Iran's missile program before we will help pay for Russia's "contribution" to the International Space Station. In spite of the recent gains by reformers, Iran is apparently continuing to develop missile technology, as well as chemical, biological and nuclear weapons. Although the White House threatened a veto of the House version passed last September, the administration seems satisfied with changes in the Senate bill. No one seemed very concerned about the impact on the faltering space station program. Proponents of a station might in fact welcome sanctions as a chance to blame the growing embarrassment of the ISS entirely on the Russians.

4. CLONING: TASTEFUL IDEAS PORE IN FROM READERS.
As did spelling corrections (WN 18 Feb 00). The WN favorite: clone types who are almost extinct, such as airline reservation operators, kindly proposal reviewers and honest politicians, while admitting that the later category might require exhumation.



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