Friday, 4 February 2000

1. MIR: RUSSIAN MOVIE MOGUL PLANS SPACE THRILLER.
Famed director Yuri Kara has started work on a sci-fi flick about a cosmonaut who refuses to leave a doomed space station. Russia has approved a plan for actor Vladimir Steklov to travel to Mir this spring with two cosmonauts for filming on location. Love the concept Yuri baby, but it's like your plan is sooo five minutes ago. Vlady has to go. This could be bigger than Titanic--it cries out for Leonardo. You could do an Apollo-13: Leonardo and Meryl locked in a 50-megaton goodbye kiss--she could use the work -with Whitney on sound track. Let's talk over a skim decaf latte.

2. ISS: NASA IS NOT THRILLED BY RUSSIAN PLANS TO REOCCUPY MIR.
Dan Goldin is fuming at Russia's diversion of scarce resources while the critical Service Module is two years behind schedule and counting. The Service Module contains crew quarters as well as a propulsion unit to keep the International Space Station in orbit. Under heavy pressure from Congress to devise contingency plans in case of a Russian default, NASA is scrambling to build an Interim Control Module. It will prevent an unscheduled return of the initial components of the giant tinker toy, but it will not provide crew quarters. Criticism of Russia has been muted by the fact that some of the US components are also two years behind schedule. Meanwhile, the Monday launch of the shuttle Endeavor on an unrelated radar mapping mission was postponed again due to a computer problem. Already four months behind schedule, this latest delay was another reminder that, even if the components were available, ISS assembly will take 43 shuttle launches.

3. SECRETS: UNEQUAL TREATMENT IN COMPUTER DOWNLOADING CASES?
In Senate testimony yesterday, CIA director George Tenet sought to explain why Wen Ho Lee at Los Alamos and John Deutch at the CIA were treated so differently. There was simply no comparison, he explained, Deutch was guilty of sloppiness in handling classified information, while Lee meant to do harm to the United States. Whoa! Lee has been locked up and indicted for mishandling classified material, not espionage. Nor is anyone asking Deutch to show in court that he acted without evil intent.

4. SUMMER INTERN: THE APS WASHINGTON OFFICE NEEDS A LITTLE HELP.
We're looking for a physics major with great writing skills and a genius IQ to spend eight to ten weeks in Washington fighting the Philistines; the dates are negotiable. We might bend a little on the genius thing. Write opa@aps.org for details. We'll need a resume, writing sample, and two references by e-mail. Polygraph not required, but color-coded badges are under review. We note that recent Washington interns became both rich and famous.

NEXT WEEK:
The President's budget request to Congress will be released on Monday. We'll tell you what it means on Friday.



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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