Friday, 7 January 2000

1. BUDGET 2001: CLINTON WILL CALL FOR A MAJOR SCIENCE INITIATIVE.
"It's the economy, stupid" was the slogan of Clinton's campaign staff eight years ago. Well, the economy is on a roll, and it's clear that what's driving it are advances in science. A proposal for a major new initiative in science will be in the President's 2001 budget request in February. As President Clinton made clear in his speech in December (WN 10 Dec 99), the call will be for a "balanced" research portfolio--the unified message delivered by scientific societies over the past three years has sunk in. And the emphasis will be on "fundamental" research. You will recall that in his first term Clinton stressed techology. That did not sit well with Gingrich Republicans, and opposition to NIST's Advanced Technology Program even led to efforts to abolish NIST (WN 8 Sep 99). But industry R&D is up sharply in this economy, and there is a consensus in Washington that the government should concentrate its support on basic research.

2. SNAKE OIL: FDA CAVES IN TO THE SUPPLEMENT INDUSTRY--AGAIN.
The Dietary Supplement and Health Education Act of 1994, passed in response to a massive lobbying campaign by the supplement industry, turned the clock back a hundred years to the days of traveling snake-oil salesmen. It exempted "natural" dietary supplements, such as vitamins, minerals and herbs, from proof of safety, purity or efficacy. The only legal requirement was that dietary supplements not be promoted as preventing or treating disease. So what is "disease"? Compliance turned into a tightrope act. Two years ago FDA proposed a new regulation to cover such natural conditions as morning sickness, menopause and memory loss due to aging, within the definition. The industry launched a new lobbying campaign. Result? The FDA dropped the broader definition from the final rule issued this week.

3. POKEMON: SPOON-BENDING PSYCHIC SUES NINTENDO.
The litigious Uri Geller wants $96M for suffering he says he has endured as a result of having been parodied as a Pokemon character. Alakazam is described as an evil magician whose brain possesses incredible psychic powers. He is drawn with a spoon in each hand--and the same character is named Ungeller in Japan. It looked like more than a coincidence. Could other Pokemon characters have also been drawn from real life? This not being exactly the hotest news week of the year, the WN staff decided to investigate. You can imagine our shock when we encountered Professor Oak. He is drawn in a white lab coat so he must be a scientist, and is described as a kindly professor who possesses great knowledge and has dedicated his life to study. Sound like anyone we know? Hmmm, if the Pokemon creators had a real person in mind, the clue must lie in the name "Oak." Oak is a tree. And where would you go to find trees? Yes, yes the forest, but where else? The Park! Actually, the adjective "kindly" was a dead giveway.



Bob Park can be reached via email at whatsnew@bobpark.org
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